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Aug 22, 2007 at 11:40 am by Evil Beet
From the NY Daily News:
Jenna Bush is not getting married because she’s pregnant, a rep for First Lady Laura Bush tells us. Wonkette, the mischievous D.C. blog, has been doing photo analysis of the First Daughter’s tummy ever since last week’s announcement that she’ll marry boyfriend Henry Hager. An unamused White House calls the shotgun wedding rumors “absurd.”
Dude, my mother thinks I’m a virgin with real tits currently on a religious mission in Venezuela.
I hope Jenna’s preggers.
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She’s pregnant. Ain’t no other reason for a Republican to get married.
If Jenna Bush is pregnant, it would be the only good news the White House puts out this year.
Please no more Bush DNA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or, she may have had it “taken care of” , that was my first thought.
Shhhh! How the fuck would that be good news? We really need more Bush DNA in this world????
My bad, lolly and Maryj. No more Bush DNA. I going back to rehab. *sighs*
hmmmm…people get married for other reasons than pregnancy. maybe, idk…love?? when she and her husband have kids, i say congrads.
It is so sad and pathetic when fat, ugly girls snipe at pretty, thin girls, don’t you think?
Bush family is religious. Do not believe these rumors. These are to demolish their prestiguos name in the world. This is a big lie. So, do not spreat it out.
Bush’s family is religious. Do not believe these rumors. These are to demolish their prestiguos name in the world. This is a big lie. So, do not spread it out.