Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys
August 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet
The real question is: what isn’t Ryan Seacrest hosting these days?
Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Emmys. Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Super Bowl pre-game party. Ryan Seacrest is hosting American Idol. Ryan Seacrest is hosting on E! Ryan Seacrest is hosting his KIIS-FM radio show.
The only thing Ryan Seacrest still isn’t hosting is a girlfriend. I’d mention that I’m available for the position, if I thought it were available. But, I think he’s looking to fill a different position, if you know what I mean.
“Ryan Seacrest appeals to a broad audience, including the highly desirable young adult demographic, so he should serve as a magnet for attracting a diverse array of viewers to our Emmy telecast,” said Dick Askin, chairman and chief executive officer of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.
Yeah, right. You could have Barney host the Emmys and it still wouldn’t attract a younger audience, guys. But it’s sweet of you to try.
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Ryan Seacrest and Dick Askin in the same sentence, hehehe.
I will never forget and stop laughing at his staged date and kiss on the beach with Teri Hatcher! I bet she hates him so much for using and humiliating her.. he keeps busy so the managers and promoters of his career will pay keep him safe with body guards 24/7, so a sniper can’t get a clear aim at him.
There’s got to be a paid male escort slash hooker that has the true story on Ryan Seacrest. Step up, dude. I’d love to hear the true story of my favorite Metrosexual!