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I Would Also Prefer County Jail Please

Nicole Richie Wants Her Some County Jail

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Nicole Richie wants to do her time in the Los Angeles County jail. Richie’s lawyer contacted the county Sheriff’s Department earlier this week and indicated the reality TV star wanted to serve her four-day sentence in county lockup rather than a city jail, sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said Thursday.

See, this is planning. You’ve got to own your surroundings people. County jail = good, city jail = bad. It’s the same thing with mice actually.

The only odd thing is:

Richie was ordered to spend 90 hours, either in county jail or at any city jail in the county that would accept her.

It’s only 90 hours, three and a half days, how bad could city jail be? Also, given the language of that order I would just build my own jail and have it accept me. My jail would have a dolphin tank if that helps you get the vibe of what my jail would be all about.

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  • stop being so judgemental…what self righteous pricks you all are. I personally don’t know any ‘PERFECT” people in this world.. an can any of you honesty say you made all the right choices when you were her age or younger? The pupose of life is to learn and continually grow…If it took her this long to realize and learn from her mistakes that doesn’t mean she was a bad person(a least she is on the right trarack). She has nothing to prove to the public only to herself and her family..and honestly how fucked up are we to be so involved in some 25 year olds life??who’s the worst? least she is living her life and not sitting around judging other peoples.

    Posted on August 4, 2007 02:49 PM

  • Co-signing with Vermillion! That’s why I come to a gossip blog, duh. If jlove wants to start a Free Nichole Richie blog- feel free. Until then, push off.

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