Aug 01, 2007 at 09:49 am by Evil Beet

Hilary Duff and Nick Cannon to Host Teen Choice Awards

Well, Hilary. Your ex-boyfriend is having a baby with his new girlfriend, who got pregnant against all anatomical odds. They’re giving exclusive interviews to Diane Sawyer. He’ll probably marry her soon.

But you, my dear, get to host the Teen Choice Awards!!! Isn’t that a fabulous consolation prize? Well, that, and, you’re not knocked up right now. Or going to jail.

Hilary and Nick Cannon were announced today as the hosts. The show will air August 26 on Fox.

5 Responses to “Hilary Duff and Nick Cannon to Host Teen Choice Awards”

  1. Vermillion says:

    I hate Nick Cannon. Just like to say that as much as possible.

    I hate him.

    That is all.

  2. Phaeolus says:

    Based on your hatred, Vermillion, I guess I won’t google Nick Cannon to find out who he is.

  3. Magy says:

    nick cannonn is cool!!!!!!!!!
    fuck all

  4. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Hilary Duff Naked in Scandalous Video. No sex tape only real erotic video:

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