Which unlikely sports celebrity will soon be gracing a fitness magazine cover as part of a back-room deal to keep certain damaging hooker allegations out of a different publication?

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Despite their much-publicized feud last year, it appears The Donald is willing to go to any lengths to ensure the upcoming celebrity season of The Apprentice doesn’t bomb, including offering arch-nemesis Rosie O’Donnell a spot on the show.

Trump reportedly offered Rosie a whopping $2 million for 12 days of work on the show. The offer came through producer Mark Burnett’s office.

“I wouldn’t do it for $200 million,” Rosie responded.

Give it up, Trump. No one cares about The Apprentice anymore, and throwing a bunch of incompetent D-list celebrities into the mix isn’t going to help. If we want to see how celebrities approach a marketing and sales task, we can check out the latest videos on TMZ.com. No need to tune into NBC to watch them do the exact same thing, except with nauseating levels of product placement and your little gems of “wisdom” tossed in.

Awww … well that was some short-lived excitement.

Just yesterday I thought there was a chance that Scarlett Johansson might play Jenna Jameson in her upcoming biopic, but it looks like that’s a no-go.

“Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”

Sad! :(

If you can believe it, Isaiah Washington had a little credit trouble before he landed that role on Grey’s. [Cele|bitchy]

Heh. I own this t-shirt, too. [popbytes]

Cindy Crawford’s boobies! [Yeeeah!]

Paris Hilton’s grandfather may be pulling her inheritance because of all the trouble she’s caused. Not that she needs it at this point. [Derek Hail]

Colin Farrell may have a tiny penis (God, I’m so happy to have a reason to link back to that post), but he sure does have a big heart. [Celebslam]

The star of the new series The Two Coreys (co-starring Corey Haim, of course), is way too cool and important to take off his sunglasses on the red carpet at the Inspi(RED) event at Mood yesterday.

Look, Corey, before this dismally reviewed reality series, the last time you worked was in voice-overs for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! So, you know, take off your fucking glasses, dude.

Lauren Conrad parties at Area in WeHo on Saturday night. Is everyone getting psyched for Season 3??!!

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