Nicole Richie: “Yeah, I’m Knocked Up”

July 31st, 2007 by Evil Beet


Nicole Richie Confirms Pregnancy with Joel Madden to Diane Sawyer

During her interview with Diane Sawyer today, Nicole Richie finally confirmed that she’s pregnant.

“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months,” she told Diane. “I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong.”

Okay, okay, she said that last part about her recent DUI, but I just think it’s funnier if you apply it to having sex with Joel Madden. She continues to say that “if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately, I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”

Whatever, Nicole, no one’s even that impressed with your antics anymore. So you popped some Vicodin and got confused about an L.A. freeway on-ramp. I do that at least daily. Lindsay Lohan fucking kidnapped people. You girls need to step up your game, stat. I’m thinking some manner of drug-smuggling ring involving single-mother, illegal immigrants. Who you kidnapped.

The interview with Diane will air on ABC on Thursday and Friday.


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5 Responses to “Nicole Richie: “Yeah, I’m Knocked Up””

  1. Margo Says:

    Will that baby have enough nutrients to grow? Vicoden with a Red Bull chaser ain’t gonna cut it.

  2. Maria Says:

    Me: “wow. i feel kinda sorry for Hilary Duff.”
    Mom: “are you kidding me? i feel sorry for that baby.”

  3. Sarah Says:

    uhmm… wow
    “We Are”
    HAHA
    she is sooo numb in the head

  4. maddison Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS
    Nicole and Joel congratulations! your baby will bring you much happiness and joy, and Nicole you are being very responsible taking consiquence for your actions.

    May your baby bring you both love and happy memories
    Maddison

  5. alexis Says:

    did she announce the pregnancy so she can avoid going to jail????

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