Is This Your Next Rehab Idol?
July 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
American Idol’s Constantine leaves Les Deux on Saturday night looking mighty wasted. How’d this guy even get in?
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July 30th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Nice shoes, Smarm-O.
July 30th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Are you sure that is Constantine Maroulis? That doesn´t look anything at all like him. Honestly. This guy looks like a skinnier, taller, uglier 40 year old version of his cousin, but really, it doesn´t look anything at all like him. If it is, then d-list celebrity does not agree with him AT ALL!
July 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I agree. That looks more like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Except, Dog looks better.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:04 am
Oh, come on. Silly expression maybe but the man remains totally and utterly lickable…….all over……………
July 31st, 2007 at 6:27 am
Oh, puleeeze. The guy gets his pic taken a billion times. 99% of them show how handsome he is but this one unflattering pic gets posted and criticized. Get a life and stop being such a black cloud. One bad pic does not change the fact that he is gorgeous and very talented. I know, I know, you know differently. I just don’t agree with you. Tough crap.
July 31st, 2007 at 11:36 am
Are you sure that is Constantine Maroulis?
Oh hell yeah, that’s the smouldering creepy freak alright. He looks like s***. That Dude needs to stop smoking weed and guzzling booze by the gallon, he’s aged 20 years since he was on Idol. Ouch.
D list? He just aspires to the D list.
July 31st, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Are you sure that is Constantine Maroulis?
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There is no question. The dude’s aged 20 years in the last 2 1/2 years..this is what late nights, booze, cigs, BJ parties with young girls and all the drugs in the world does to you, kids. Try some clean living instead.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
He should just try cleaning up. He looks like he lives on the street.
August 24th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Ewww, did those girls LOSE a bet and their punishment was being seen in public with him? Damn, that’s one ugly, nasty looking D list dude.
September 6th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
THAT is Constantine from Idol? Holy shit!!
They all look like shit!
Hey girls, Maternity Smocks R Us wants their samples back!
I wouldn’t be surprised if Constantine actually ends up in rehab soon. He’ll do anything to get press.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Are you kidding me. You girls are delusional. Number one, I HAD Constantine in college and he wasn’t good at all. He was cheating on his girlfriend with me. Number two, he’s a total dork. Get a life and stop living vicariously through celebrities. He’s human, and mostly a total jerk with sexually transmitted diseases. Yes, you heard me.