Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Links

Did Jessica Alba dump her boyfriend because he wouldn’t marry her? [Derek Hail]

Jamie Pressley goes for “Pirate slut chic” on her birthday. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out Lindsay Lohan’s Jill Stuart ads. [POTP]

Heidi Klum sluts it up for Arena magazine. [Fatback & Collards]

Faith Hill doesn’t want anyone else grabbing her husband’s balls. [Jordan]