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Ring, ring!
Brody Jenner: Hi, Kim.
Kim Kardashian: Hi, Brody.
BJ: Gee, Kim, I sure do wish I was more famous than I am. I had that one TV show that lasted three episodes, and then I was banging Nicole Richie, and then Lauren Conrad, and now I’m just plumb out of ideas.
KK: I have the same problem.
BJ: Any suggestions?
KK: You could pee on Lauren Conrad and tape it. That works well.
BJ: That’s a really good idea, but I don’t know if Lauren would go for it.
KK: You could get a DUI or get arrested for doing something totally retarded while you’re drunk.
BJ: Yeah, but that’s so Jason Wahler. I don’t want to look like a copycat.
KK: I guess you could try feuding with someone. Spencer Pratt maybe?
BJ: See, we did that earlier in the week, and it might have been a big deal at a different time, but Lindsay Lohan got that DUI. So we blew that load for nothing.
KK: That sucks. Paris and Nicole got mileage out of that shit for like two years.
BJ: I know. It’s not fair.
KK: I’ll tell you what: I’m marginally famous for nothing. So are you. What if we showed up somewhere together? That would get some publicity for sure.
BJ: Oooh, I like that idea!
KK: Awesome. You like sushi?
BJ: Totally.
At Koi last night.
Update: I forgot these two are step-siblings. Which will make it even better publicity for them when they start dating. Thanks Anna!
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Is Kim Kardashian Addicted to Plastic Surgery?
Of course she’s had work done. Her face is so pulled back and she looks totally different than she did a few years ago. And she clearly still uses botox…have you seen her cry? It’s like her whole face is fighting to... -
Is Kim Kardashian Addicted to Plastic Surgery?
dis blog sucks,find sometin better and stop feeding us crabs. -
Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Is Threatening to Expose Her Ass as Fake
get a life haters,i know y’all wish 2 be kim but d bad news is no,u cant be kim and dis blogger should find something else to write and leave d kardashians alone. -
Selena Gomez Thinks Bipolar Disorder is Cute, Trendy
I’m sorry for you. But I don’t like that you say “I feel outraged that celebrities are acting this way and claiming to be this”… I mean excuse me, but don’t you see “celebrities”... -
Lady Gaga Talked to A Bunch of Teenagers About Bullying
When Gawker reported the bullying incident several people commented that were/were related to/befriended to people in Gaga’s class reporting that bullying as she described never happened. But, see, bullying was all over...
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Gag!
Did someone forget the patriotic running shoes?
how are they related???? which parents are married to whom?
Brody’s biological dad is married to Kim’s biological mom
Hi People! You gonna see it!!! I have finded Kim Kardashian Sex Video on the Internet!
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Attention! Adult content! only 18+!!!
@Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?
My partner and I really enjoyed reading this write-up, I was just itching to know do you trade featured articles? I am constantly looking for somebody to make trades with and just thought I’d ask.
My friend and I have been just talking over this particular article, she is constantly wanting to prove me completely wrong! I am about to show her this blog post and rub it in a little!