Are You Fucking Kidding Me, Jesse Metcalfe?
July 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I heard that you were going to be a musician now. I guess I thought that meant you were going to play music. I didn’t understand that you were going to be, specifically, Eminem.
At a Malibu beach party on Saturday.
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Werd up mah homey! Given props to tha playbizzle bunnizzle drizzle.
Lamizzle in tha hizzle. Damn! I just smashed mah funizzle bizzle.
Someone please shootizzle mizzle.
Why is he wearing a necklace made out of tabs from aluminum cans? Is that the new thing? Or should I say thang?
This has to be joke. A sick, unfunny joke. Not because I like Metcalfe, but because I don’t want to accidentally beat the crap out of him over a joke.
Rehab does horrible things to people.
At one time Jesse M. was so fine that I would have gladly sipped his bath water. Now I just want him to take a damn bath. Rehab 2 times?
Why would anyone even dress like that thinking that women would find it the slightest bit attractive? He looks like an idiot. And the Playboy can is like a repellant to me ~ idiot…idiot…
leave him alone. hes still cute no matter what. i luv j.
My name is Marshall Mathers and i am the real Eminem and I just got a text message saying to go to http://WWW.TheEvilBeet.Com because some dude on this website typed my name on the computer and i just wanted to see what they wrote.If you do not believe i am the real Eminem, call me at 299 – 566 – 0084.
i cannot believe you are the real Eminem and believe me if you are reading this IM because i just called that number above and he really picked up and it was him…..he is so cute…i will be mrs.slim shady
I love Eminem ! I am gonna make waffles
you dont need two heer that
sorry
de, – Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 11:47:29 (PST)
great