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Are You Fucking Kidding Me, Jesse Metcalfe?

Jesse Metcalfe is a Rapper

I heard that you were going to be a musician now. I guess I thought that meant you were going to play music. I didn’t understand that you were going to be, specifically, Eminem.

At a Malibu beach party on Saturday.

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  • Werd up mah homey! Given props to tha playbizzle bunnizzle drizzle.

    Lamizzle in tha hizzle. Damn! I just smashed mah funizzle bizzle.

    Someone please shootizzle mizzle.

    Why is he wearing a necklace made out of tabs from aluminum cans? Is that the new thing? Or should I say thang?

  • This has to be joke. A sick, unfunny joke. Not because I like Metcalfe, but because I don’t want to accidentally beat the crap out of him over a joke.

  • At one time Jesse M. was so fine that I would have gladly sipped his bath water. Now I just want him to take a damn bath. Rehab 2 times?

  • Why would anyone even dress like that thinking that women would find it the slightest bit attractive? He looks like an idiot. And the Playboy can is like a repellant to me ~ idiot…idiot…

  • My name is Marshall Mathers and i am the real Eminem and I just got a text message saying to go to http://WWW.TheEvilBeet.Com because some dude on this website typed my name on the computer and i just wanted to see what they wrote.If you do not believe i am the real Eminem, call me at 299 – 566 – 0084.

  • i cannot believe you are the real Eminem and believe me if you are reading this IM because i just called that number above and he really picked up and it was him…..he is so cute…i will be mrs.slim shady

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