Jul 14, 2007 at 04:32 pm by Evil Beet

Jennifer Love Hewitt Got Fat

Okay, before I get all the hate mail, let me clarify that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat by, you know, Missouri standards (sorry Missouri readers, but prove me wrong), but she’s way fat by Hollywood standards. As a teenager I remember reading article after article in Seventeen about “Working Out with Jennifer Love Hewitt” and “How Jennifer Love Hewitt Maintains Her Body” and now I feel like I should be reading an article called “I Know What You Did with That Entire Family-Size Bag of Cheetos.” I mean, seriously, I was so jealous of her in those articles because she’d be all like, “My body is a temple and kick-boxing is the Lord’s Prayer and I love working out and I never want to eat too much fatty food because I just love feeling healthy and blah blah blah” and now what the fuck is going on? You, my darling, are the very definition of pear-shaped.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Little Big in the Hips Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Bit Large

217 Responses to “Um, When Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Get Fat?”

  1. LAMO! says:

    Her knockers are pretty big.

    Don’t worry, I won’t send you hate mail about what you said. Except the part where you said you read Seventeen. What a girl!!

  2. Vermillion says:

    Sexy.

    No seriously. Us Southern colored gents love us some cushion for the pushin’ more bounce to the ounce.

    And now she can wobble, but she won’t fall down.

  3. x says:

    She’s a healthy TEXAN and if a man wants bones, he should go get a pack of neckbones and put them on boil, and eat that!

  4. Margo says:

    Hokay. Please stop Nicole Richie (ie. Skeletor) for being the industry standard. You know that baby is NEVAH coming out because its hungry. Jennifer looks healthy and quite possibly not under the influence. ‘Nuff said.

  5. lolly says:

    yeah, i think she looks fat. okay not fat-fat, but definitely too chubby.

  6. Crystal says:

    i think she’s just wearing really unflattering clothes… or maybe she’s just fat.

  7. Jess says:

    She definitely has some child bearin’ hips, but I think the goofy sleeveless turtle neck is partly to blame. Those things just aren’t good.

  8. Tinky Wanker says:

    She looks like a (sexy) teletubbie

  9. Frank says:

    Fat is not healthy

  10. Mee says:

    OML FAT!! yeah rytive seen models fatter than Love u reeli need to get off the computer n go outside coz it

  11. jess says:

    haha is this a joke no realy is it jennifer love hewitt fat yeah right and i have wings :S

  12. Liam says:

    HowIsSheFatUWierdPeople! HueverSuggestedThatSheIsFatIsAMoron! UreProbablyTheFatOneJustWaitingForHerToGetFatSoUCanMakeUreFat
    MoveOnHer!

    NeverRiteAnytingBadAboutHerAgainUEvilFatPeople!
    RemeberRiteAnthingAboutHerAgainAndIllUseMyBingoWingsToFlyOverToUAndIWillTakeAllUreCheetosAway!

  13. Wesley says:

    She Doesn’t need to be skinny She pretty as she is n skinny ppl r mank anyway n she isnt fat n its them jeans not her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Rick S. says:

    I would like a girl like Love even if she weighed 150 lbs. It’s not just about a perfect body…she has a great personality,great smile and lights up a room with her presence. Girls that are plain sweethearts are the best heavy,skinny or average…cut her some slack.

    I think she is very special and talented. Love, you have fans!

  15. Aurora says:

    I really just do not like her. I think she is TALENTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So of course in my own special caddy way I am so glad to see that she has gained a lil weight… HAHAHA better her than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But by no means is she FAT.

  16. eye on says:

    her belly is so fat and she have 2 rounded hips and large waist

  17. Areone says:

    Leave her alone… She is so sexy!!

  18. sayseie says:

    Fuck Cunts leave the girl alone! Aurora i bet u r fat as Hell bitch!

  19. fritz says:

    dunno, id still do her!

  20. Forget you says:

    She hasnt gotten fat you idots look at her tummy its still thin. See there is this process when ou get older for women your hips spread you know so babys can be born easier or am i the only one who paid attention in health class. Who cares if her hips have gotten bigger she still beautiful and im will pay anyone money if they prove to me that all men want is a skinny girl. i dont think shes haveing any problems getting a man Get over it seriously if you have issues with your body go to the gym

  21. Buttercup says:

    FINALLY HER BODY IS AS UGLY AS HER CHIHUAHA FACE!
    I guess she finally realized that her only talent was eating.

  22. She’s fat by Jennifer Love Hewitt standards, making her just right.

  23. buttercup hater says:

    shut up u probably can’t talk

  24. earl says:

    I’m sorry but that title should say “when did JLH get so smokin hot!” I don’t come from hollywood, i come from real town america, and to normal people, this is one smokin hot woman! hubba hubba.

  25. anonymous says:

    She’s a big fat fucking cunt with big ass knockers. I would play with those big ass titties but throw up all over that cottage cheese ass.

  26. Jennifer's Jeans says:

    She is tearing the ass out of me. Her fat fucking thighs are rubbing me raw not to mention all stench of her dingle berries. She’s so fat now she can’t even clean her ass and now I stink because she can’t put the fork down. STOP EATING YOU CUNT!

  27. ellie says:

    she isn’t even fat!!! isn’t america supposed to be the fattest country in the world? there’s an obesity epidemic and you’re paying out on jennifer love hewitt because she’s not skeletally thin like most celebrities. she might not be skinny, but she looks healthy and that’s more than you can say of most Americans. and i’ll bet that most of the people bagging her on this site are a hell of a lot fatter than she is.

  28. casey says:

    who ever wrote this is a jerk. Jennifer Love Hewitt is gorgeous, and they’re probably just jealous of her. listen to them. they think there’s something wrong with people from missouri because they’re not “hollywood” enough.Last time I checked being “hollywood” isn’t really at the top of may people’s priority list. Jennifer Love Hewitt also works for a living, and this person writes a blog. wow. And finally, how is Jennifer Love Hewitt’s weight any of this concieted gossip’s concern, shouldn’t they be making up some rumor about their best friend?

    p.s. im pretty sure she’s just wearing some unflattering clothing. shes really not unhealthy, or overweightat all

  29. The Truth says:

    You people are all nuts; and tell me, is English a second language for all of you?

    She is fat, she doesn’t look good at all, face it. All of you who say she isn’t fat are either 1) chubby chasers (not that there’s anything wrong with that), or 2) overweight chicks trying to justify your own condition.

    It’s okay to judge her, she’s an actress and spokesmodel, she’s a professional who puts herself out there for us to judge; her body is her stock and trade. Go ahead, indulge (in mocking her that is, not in eating more pasta).

  30. ellie says:

    “The Truth”: I guess your body’s a 10/10 then? Haven’t you heard the saying about how people pick on others because of their own insecurities?

  31. ellie says:

    … and I’m not overweight, nor am I a ‘chubby chaser’- I’m just someone who HATES people who are cruel to others. And I happen to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt, while not skinny, is probably within the healthy weight range and far from fat. Hope karma gets you :)

  32. You know what’s more fun then Jenn’s alleged large hips and thighs…is reading this blog! The ONLY reason I came on here was because my sister made a comment about Jennifer and her weight. Well hell…she must think I’m the goodyear blimp! You know I pray every night that I could be 5’8 and weigh 50 pounds but than I would have Sally Struthers with a camera in my face and the carion birds hovering around me. Not my idea of fun. Thin is thin, big is big and everyone loves each other. Let’s all holds hands and hug:)

  33. CPM says:

    Wow…is this REALLY something someone from this planet wrote? Look, I am 100 pounds and a size 0, but I have an hourglass (36 C 24 36) body in a short 5’3″ frame, and I GUARANTEE YOU she is about as big as I am. So you must be either high, drunk or an alien to call her fat, either that or you are anorexic and seeing things through VERY distorted eyes, and you need help. NOT EVEN THROUGH Hollywood standards is this girl fat. This must be a joke. Everyone and their mom is bigger than her in this country, even in the city of angels. Think Jessica Simpson, J-Lo, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, and pretty much everyone except Nicole Richie before getting pregnant and Katie Holmes after Tom Cruise. I mean you MUST be kidding. Or jealous, I dunno. This is just sad.

  34. Man Some People Can Be Hypocrits says:

    Im a girl from down under Australia and seriously our women are beautiful, big and small.. Guys and girls dont dont talk like this here! some of the things you people say is shocking! We dont say nasty things like this about other people! INCLUDING CELEBRITIES! you guys act like you know these people! Where do you get off saying nasty stuff like this! She is a hard working women earning big bucks… what do you do? work at maccas flipping burgers! wow you are so accomplished! so before you go saying stuff like this check yourself first!! because I garrantee to people like yourselves that say nasty things about other people are so darn insecure and there will be people saying shit about you behind your back 10 fold! Think about it! Come down here and learn some manners!

  35. lee lu says:

    jeniffer love huge tits, thats what my hubby calls her, she will be beautiful no matter what she looks like, she has a face of an angel. who cares what the rest looks like. If she is happy with who she is then so be it. Its all about loving you for who you are and being the person you want to be. your only put on this earth once and life is tooo short to be on a diet for most of it. leave her be and let her weight be what it is, if she is happy why should anyone be putting her down. I think she is a great actor and weight should not be a fact at all. she does her job that she loves and she does a fantastic one if that.
    I reckon its all the truely skeletal figured, bulimic anorexic, weight obsessed, dissordered people out there who make these stupid comments about these stars gaining weight. They just cant help but try to make themselves feel better by doing it.
    get a life you skinny anorexic, bulimic aliens. dont you now curvy is beautiful and men like something to hang onto.
    I’d give anything to be able to put on weight and look curvy like jeniffer love huge tits,
    and as for jennifers jeans says (comment on site), grow up and wash your mouth out with soap. its not her jeans that are screaming its probably yours.

  36. Bananafish says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but I want my celebrities to be perfect. JLH looks worse than the average chicks I see around Orange County these days. Very disappointing.

    http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/?p=18

  37. Bananafish says:

    I agree that she shouldn’t be judged on the “average person scale”…she’s a celebrity…she should be better than the average person. JLH looks worse than the average chicks I see around Orange County these days. Very disappointing.

    http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/?p=18

  38. Respectplease says:

    First of all, insulting others whether they are JLH or a normal person off the streets is rude, moronic and exemplifies the idiocy of our society. Instead of bashing everyone who has a NORMAL body size, why dont you educate people on global and domestic issues, such as DARFUR. But I forgot, this is a culture where we induldge ourselves in trivial expenses to boost our own self-confidence. It shocks me that a highschool student understands more about the world then 60% of America.

  39. um………….. yeah guys no matter how much weight she gains, if she even gained any weight i think what she is wearing is just making her look larger. Even so she is still pretty than most. She is awsome regardless of her weight.

  40. Angela says:

    On what planet is that fat? Are you seriously promoting stick-like starved skelton as a desirable body type? She is wearing jeans that actually fit her, and is slouching a little. She is gorgeous, healthy and real. If she were in front of me I would probably notice her as a really slim woman with a killer smile and gorgeous hair. Get a life! seriously!

  41. EvilE says:

    Holy cow! She _is_ fat. Look at that butt… yikes! See [http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23423510-details/A+holiday+swim+reveals+Jennifer+Love+Hewitt+has+piled+on+the+pounds/article.do]

  42. fdalk;j says:

    umm since when did you determine that missouri was such a fat state? If you actually did some research and opened your little mind, you’d see that there are 16 states that are ‘fatter’ than missouri. and i bet you think we all live on farms and shop at wal-mart.

  43. ihavealife says:

    you all need lives. youre prolly sittin here right now, eatin junk food, looking at these pictures and being hypocritical. if youre on this site, it’s obvious you waste time on the computer, which means youre lazy, which means you are also probably even fatter than her, and therefore you needa stfu and get off your computer.

  44. Anonymous says:

    If that’s fat you don’t know the meaning of FAT.

  45. Lena says:

    If that’s fat you don’t know the meaning of FAT.

  46. Just Me says:

    She has a fat ass. It’s not super fat; it’s just fat. If you like fat asses that’s fine with me. I don’t like fat asses. So that should be fine with you.

  47. Get Real says:

    To the obviously ignorant people (who are now upset people because I called them ignorant) who think J. H. L. is fat get a grip! Everyone knows that actors as well as actresses gain AND lose weight according to roles that intend on playing. Even gaining the little weight that she has is this picture doesn’t make her fat. Besides….don’t you have lives? Shouldn’t you be killing yourselves in some manner?…….say smoking…..drinking yourselves to death?

  48. renedoubledutch says:

    thatz nott fatt wrong pantz

  49. ahhhhhg says:

    SHE’S NOT FAT!!!

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