Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black has officially gone platinum. Amy, on the other hand, has officially gone batshit. [Bree]
Paris Hilton is wearing a shirt with her own face on it. They should make men’s pants with Paris Hilton’s face on them. That would make more sense. [Celebslam]
Diddy is having sex with everyone. [Bossip]
What’s your workout soundtrack? [Pajiba]
Star magazine doesn’t think Nicole Richie’s body can handle a baby, either. [popbytes]
Katharine McPhee: still way hot. [Glitterati]
Okay, I finally looked at these Bai Ling nipple slip pictures, and this chick has a ginormous nipple. That thing really does look like it could poke your eye out. [Drunken Stepfather]
Anne Heche: still motherfucking crazy, now with more property destruction. [Cele|bitchy]
Josh Duhamel says that Fergie would have been too hot for him in high school. Okay, Josh. Take that sentence. Reverse it. Apply it to today. Then call me. [The Blemish]