Paris Hilton Checks Out Sicko
July 10th, 2007 by Evil BeetApparently Paris Hilton’s new image make-over involves her spending her time seeing Very Important Movies. Even though Fantastic Four and Evan Almighty are playing at The Grove, Paris instead chose to spend her time there seeing Michael Moore’s healthcare documentary, Sicko.
Mostly, though, I like this picture because the security guard appears to be taking his job so very seriously. If there’s something this world sorely lacks, it’s mall security guards who are willing to throw their own bodies in between celebrities and the paparazzi.
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So not only is Bernie Mac a comedy but he is the best damn mall security next to La Fours.
wow, I never thought I’d see the day I was actually half-impressed with something PH has done. Good for her!
Big ups to Paris’ PR camp. Right place, right time. Go figure!
Apparently the security guard is a big fan of Mary Katherine Gallagher’s. “SUPASTAR!”
Paris sucks. What’s new?
They are depriving some village of its idiot while she hides in the dark and scarfs movie junk food.