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Dear God, We’ve Driven Paris Hilton to Use Drugs for the Very First Time!

Paris Hilton Smoking Weed Outside Teddy’s, Photos and Pictures

It seems the psychological wounds of her brief jail stay cut deeper into Paris Hilton’s soul than we’d been led to believe; the traumatizing experience has left the heiress so angry, hopeless and ungrounded that she’s resorted to using drugs for the very first time in her life.

According to this item in Page Six:

PARIS Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks again. Although she told Larry King she’d never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy’s the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. “She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,” one clubgoer told us. At least she wasn’t driving.

You guys, I think we need to take a good, hard look at ourselves. I know we all wanted to see Paris do some hard time. I know it was good for a laugh. I know it sold a lot of magazines. But did we ever once think that the justice system’s totally warranted actions could lead a virgin with a lifetime of sobriety into the dirty underbelly of Hollywood’s marijuana subculture? What have we done?

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  • I was hoping that she’d get really wasted on the 4th of July and accidentally smoke a cherry bomb. BABOOM!

  • Yes, what have we done? How can we possibly rectify this situation? We have sent an innocent woman into the pits of hell… I feel so bloodly terrible… At least I might feel terrible if I wasn’t laughing so hard. Your brilliance never ceases to amaze me…

  • Didn’t she tell Larry King “I don’t do drugs”. not “i’ve never done drugs”?

    She’d really have to be an idiot to say she’d never done drugs.

  • That hoe been smokin crack for years, and cocaine is one of her favorite substances, doesn’t take a genius to figure that out i mean look at her. I don’t know what kinda morons would wanna bang that crab infested hole. She probably pays to get it now.