The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can’t wait!!!
The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:
Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she’s dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!
Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!
Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn’t have eaten, he’s still the next-best thing to your fingers!
Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!
Audrina! Still with no actual storyline!
And making a return this season:
Brody Jenner, sticking to the good-looks-with-no- personality-to-complicate-it M.O.!
Jason Wahler, back from rehab! And back in Lauren’s life!!!
And if you’ve been jonesing for some good old-fashioned Heidi/Lauren conflict, there appears to be a fantastic “You know what you did” scene. Someone’s been taking lessons from Paris Hilton …
The Hills premieres August 13 on MTV.