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Victoria Beckham says her bra size is a 32B. [Cele|bitchy]

Britney Spears pens an apology letter for that whole incident with the umbrella. [Derek Hail]

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

It is a distant possibility that Avril Lavigne does not actually write all her own songs. Honestly, people, how can she be expected to find time to be creative and still manage to be that much of a badass? [A Socialite’s Life]

Al Gore’s son is arrested for possession of illegal narcotics. Let the “inconvenient truth” puns begin. [SOW]

Julia Roberts was much happier when Lindsay Lohan was drinking and National Enquirer had something to focus on besides the trouble in her marriage. [popbytes]

The Sex and the City movie is a go. [Celebrity Smack]

Scarlett Johansson’s been off the radar for awhile, but she’s resurfaced with the grossest nose ring ever. [cityrag]