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Can We Just Talk About How Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is Wearing a Black Sabbath T-Shirt?

Zahara Brad Pitt Pax Black Sabbath T-Shirt Picture Photo

That girl is totally, like, the most badass two-year-old at the International Preschool in Prague.

It’s just that, you know, most two-year-olds like to wear shirts with kittens on them. Or puppies. Or a rainbow. Or Barney. Or something they can recognize. I really don’t think that Zahara’s in a position yet to appreciate the 1970s-British-heavy-metal coolness of her t-shirt. What do you think Brad tells her when she asks about what’s on her shirt?

And she is sooo adorable. Seriously, does Angelina have, like, a software program to help determine exactly how adorable a baby will be when she becomes a toddler? Or does spending that much time around the most beautiful couple in the world just make anyone hot?

Also, where’s Maddox in all this? Why doesn’t he have to go to school?

Zahara Brad Pitt Pax Black Sabbath T-Shirt Picture Photo Zahara Brad Pitt Pax Black Sabbath T-Shirt Picture Photo

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  • awwwe! soooo freakin’ cute! i’ve wondered how come they’re all so beautiful too.

    but did you see Ted C’s blind item? i haven’t seen the rest of the site maybe you already have it up…

  • ahhh i can’t believe you don’t have it up, it’s the gossip of the YEAR! AJ doing smack again, come ON!

  • I love Pax’s shirt “Respect your Mother”… these are the cutest kids!!!

    And please, she is not doing smack ~ that is just a load of crap!!!

  • Also, where’s Maddox in all this? Why doesn’t he have to go to school?
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    I think a better question to ask is why are these two going to school. Why don’t they just call it daycare? And yes, Zahara is absolutely adorable! Pax is a cutie, too.

  • Badass. They like the goods! My 3yr old girl’s favorite band is Iron Maiden cause Momma taught her right!