Today I Mourn
June 20th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars
This is bad news for Uncle Spiteful Lars:
The O.C.’s Kelly Rowan Engaged to Billionaire
Um… no deal. This bastard is the tenth richest man in the world. I’m not even the tenth richest person in my cubicle. Frustrating. And now he’s marrying Kiki Cohen. What kind of world is this? Are we all doomed to having our dreams crushed by Canadians? Yes, that’s right, I forgot to mention that he’s Canadian too.
Ok, admittedly she does look a little like a Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation here with the odd head veins but I still found her hot in the right light/scene.
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I read in one of those woman’s magazines that you get those forehead vein bulges from botox, and that they’re a sure sign, not that there’s anything wrong with a little wrinkle relief.
She’s Canadian as well.
Worf is such a hot stud. Man. I thought my crush was over.