Hello my lovelies.
Just a heads-up that posting will be slow tomorrow, because I am graduating!!! The incomparable Evil T is trekking from NYC to LA to celebrate with me (I LOVE YOU T!!!) so we’ll be down two bloggers. Lars will still be around, so if he finds it in his heart to post, feel free to heckle. And there’s always the distant possibility that my drunken out-of-town friends will gain access to my computer late at night, at which point I don’t know what you should expect. Poor spelling, at the very least. And possibly photos of their nipples. They all keep bugging me to make them famous, you know …
Wow, it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Calista Flockhart pics. Here she is at her son’s baseball game. [A Socialite’s Life]
NBA wunderkind LeBron James is a daddy! [Bossip]
Angelina Jolie’s all like, “Look, I’d like to keep my private life private” and the media’s all like, “WE HAVE RIGHTS, BITCH!” [Cele|bitchy]
Amy Winehouse beats up her husband when she’s drunk. [Warship]
Kelly Clarkson has canceled her summer tour because the album sucks, her label hates her and she fired her manager. [POTP]
Kathy Hilton takes some time out her busy schedule of visiting her daughter in jail to watch Barbara Walters get her star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]
It seems the world is still under the impression that Nicole Richie’s internal organs are capable of sustaining a pregnancy. [Mollygood]
THE OLSEN TWINS ARE 21!!!!! Holy shit, now they’re going to start drinking and doing drugs and going out to clubs and getting into fights with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and … oh, wait. [IBBB]
Apparently Meg Ryan acquired a baby recently. [Celebslam]
Oh, and SUPER FANTASTIC CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING! WOOOOHOOO!
I strategy on publishing this post all more than the web. Should certainly I give any credit/references back for you?