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Paris Going Through Withdrawl as I Live-blog Fox News

I’m angry I didn’t think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ’s blog believes that Paris’s “medical condition” (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl.

It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms.

News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, crying, and limp like in the court room today. All this prior to being sentenced back to jail to serve out 40 more days of her original 45 day sentence.

Let me comment on this from a personal point of view. I have several celebrities, along with my own witnessing, that knows Paris Hilton was a frequent drug user. Her symptoms seem to resemble those of drug with draw. It wasn’t abnormal to see Paris smoking weed, doing a line of cocaine, getting drunk, smoking cigarettes, popping pills, or what ever else you could think of.

Greta Van Sustren is being interviewed on Fox News right now. She was in court with Paris and says that the heiress looked very ill. The pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

Paris right now has arrived at the Twin Towers Correctional Center. Also…in case anyone cares East Coast air traffic has pretty much shut down due to a glitch in Atlanta. The dow is also way up. I need to get away from my computer…I’m live-blogging Fox News. Anne Coulter’s hair looks great. When did I become Elizabeth Hasselback?

Oh, also Buzz Aldrin is talking about the fact that Paris Hilton is going to jail…as Astronauts head to space.

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  • I think I am going to choose to believe the herpes out break as the reason for her release. It’s just more satisfying.

  • OF COURSE she’s detoxing!!! Jess I think it’s a combination….stress could make the herpes flare up, but the shaking and whatnot, that’s detox.

  • oh and Fox news is really Faux news. but if you’re republican, I hope you’re voting for Ron Paul, the only *true* conservative republican candidate!

  • That must suck. Do all addicted inmates go to the hospital to detox, or do common folk just jones in their cells?

  • It’s been 5 days…she would be detoxed by now, no matter what drugs she could have been addicted to. I think she’s sick because she hasn’t eaten, and she’s probably dehydrated as well (from all the crying?). Seriously. Send her to the jail’s medical ward, and stick an IV in her, maybe some fluid plus IV nutrition so she doesn’t starve herself to death.

    She thought she could pull these antics, screaming and crying and starving herself, to get out of jail, but the only thing it proved was that she can actually act. Who knew? We can see now that she never actually intended to face the consequences.

    I am completely baffled as to why these girls like Paris, Lindsey, and Nicole, who have endless cash flow, don’t hire a driver or take a damn cab. Jesus Christ! Normal people like me and my friends (who HAVE learned from past mistakes), work out who is gonna be the DD, or set aside money for a cab, or end up at a nearby motel (NOT a Hilton). I’m just STUMPED.

    She acts like she’s being sent to the electric chair. It makes me sick. And there’s a difference between going to the county jail for a few weeks, and going to prison. She’s forced to spend 23 hours in a small cell, wear an orange suit, and eat bologna. Boo-hoo. In prison, she’d be forced to clean toilets or mop floors, and it’d be WAY different.

    This girl just has really no idea of “reality.” Her parents (“mom!!!”) have done her an injustice by sheltering her and letting her have anything she ever wanted her whole life.

  • TMZ.com reported that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail. Wow! That’s what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room.

    Since her outbursts, she appears to have calmed down. Hmmm…what do you think the medical staff have pumped into her?

    I do have a question about all this Hilton nonsense. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall?

  • I’M CONVINCED IT’S PAIN KILLER/ HEROIN, AND COKE WITHDRAWLS. SHE’S BEEN USING FOR A LONG TIME, ALL HER FRIENDS ARE USERS. THIS WAS PROBABY THE FIRST TIME SHE’S BEEN WITH OUT HER DRUGS AND SINCE SHE IS A BRAINLESS WONDER I BET SHE DIDN’T REALIZE THAT SHE WOULD WITHDRAWL
    SINCE SHE’S NEVER HAD TO CLEAN UP BEFORE. IT MUST HAVE FREAKED HER OUT WHEN SHE CAME DOWN AND REALIZED SHE COULDN’T GET HIGH. RUDE AWAKENING FOR HER. DETOX CAN TAKE MONTHS IF NOT YEARS DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF PERSONALITY.
    I’M SURE HER MOM AND DAD ARE FINDING OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT A SCREWED UP LOSER SHE REALLY IS.

  • More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. Not much on my mind today. Today was a total loss. My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but maybe tomorrow. So it goes. I just don’t have much to say recently, but whatever.

  • I’ve just been letting everything wash over me. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing. I’ve just been sitting around not getting anything done.