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Jun 07, 2007 at 10:59 pm by Evil Beet
In another big fuck-you to the justice system and to all the people in the world who make a normal income, X17 reports that Paris Hilton was planning a party for Friday night. She’d invited a group of her friends to a “Welcome Back” party at her Hollywood Hills mansion new jail. Seriously, does she want the whole world to hate her? Jesus Christ, Paris. Even if you don’t have to go back to jail (oh please God make her go back to jail), just sit your ass down, shut the fuck up, stay out of the spotlight for 40 days, and pretend like you could give two shits that you drove drunk and then violated probation TWICE.
Ha, maybe the girls at Lynwood will throw the little hooker a welcome back party instead. That would be sweet.
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shes a fucking cunt. i hate her. she doesnt care about anyone or anything but herself and her fucking money.
Ha Ha she needs to be held accountable for her actions. What do you think they would do to an average person
IT WAS VERY SAD TO LEARN THAT SHE HAS ADD ON THE LARRY KING LIVE INTERVIEW