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Paris Out Of Jail

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TMZ is reporting this morning that Paris has been freed after only three days in the clink.

TMZ.com quoted what it called “unimpeachable sources” saying Hilton left the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, early Thursday.

If these sources indeed can’t be peached then I’d say our long national nightmare is over.

**Update**

Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and put under house arrest, after authorities determined to release Hilton from prison due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson Steve Whitmore.

Medical reasons!! So, she’ll be delivered back to the mansion where her servants can work her back into health. I bet this is due to her not eating. Now I totally know why the caged bird sings…

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  • SOOOO GAY!!! Boo…I hate her! I’m glad Sarah Silverman whored her ass out….bitch gonna be back in she so stupid…..uggghhhhhh!!!!!

  • Look – I am not saying we hang her, but little primadona trust-fund babies need to learn than the world has consequences. We are not only doing them a disservice, but every American that pays taxes and relies on the justice system has just been beaten down by the LA judicial system.

    I will reserve my rant for my blog http://collegecandy.com/buzz/3282

    I am sure they are excited about the new Hilton Municipal Recreation Center that her Mommy and Daddy will be building for LA in 5 months, but overcrowding??? SHE HAD A PRIVATE CELL FOR F*&^SAKE! Was it too small for her and her liver?

    I know I am only 19, but this can’t be justice?!

  • Fabulous choice of picture, too, Lars. It’s almost as if she’s smirking. Oh, well. We got 3 days out of her. That’s at least something.

  • at the press conference they are saying she served 5 days already… how are they doing the math?

  • They are counting late Sunday night and early Thursday morning as entire “days.”

  • the stress caused her to have oozy herpes sores I’ll bet. Ugh! I hate her more than ever.

  • I am ashamed of the court system. They gave her special treatment and she gets publicity for being a baby. Martha Stewart at least did her time with dignity. Paris you have money but you are a loser.

  • Our justice system is apparently based on wealth and influence rather than justice which is “blind” to all but the law. How can we expect the people of this great country to respect the judicial system when a spoiled rich brat from a very rich family gets such special treatment. How can we as a society tolerate this example of how the rich and connected people can just laugh at the law.

  • I have not heard all the technicals of Paris’s story; but heard that she originally had the 1st offense DUI then was caught 2 or maybe 3 other times driving since being put on probabtion ( Real Respect For Our Laws ) . VOP is supposed to be a stiffer sentence than the original What’s up JUDICIAL SYSTEM ? Celebs should be going by the same laws as other “Americans” isn’t that what they are? These Spoiled rotten misbehaving little BRATS should really be the ones to be made Spectacles & Examples OF ! You Do the Crime You Do the Time ! MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVERS SHOULD BE PETITIONING OUTSIDE LA COURT TODAY AS PARIS’S REASSIGNMENT IS DISCUSSED !!!