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You can read the full petition from the LA City Attorney’s office here.
Here are the key points:
1) Paris is earning credit against her 45 days every day she is under electronic surveillance at home. So we’ll never get those Paris-in-jail days back. The petition urges again and again that time is of the essence here, which is probably how they got a 9 a.m. court date for tomorrow.
2) The LA City Attorney’s office was not notified about Hilton’s early release, and they are fucking pissed about that.
3) The sentencing initially given by the court, both orally and in writing, stated that Paris should not have the option of being under house arrest for any of her time.
4) The LA City Attorney says that the Sheriff’s Department should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton early and violating the judge’s orders.
HELLS YEAH.
PUT THE FUCKING SHERIFF IN JAIL TOO.











































































































I think they should all do time in jail, and not in their perfect world cells. Put their spoiled asses in with the rest of us. We’ll teach them how the other half lives. Hahahahahahahaha