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Joe Francis Out on Bail, Hide Your Pre-Teens

Joe Francis Out on Bail

Sometimes I don’t think this guy would get half the press he does if TMZ didn’t have so much fun making up words like “pimpresario” and “sexecutive.” I prefer to call him “jackass.” I imagine his cell mates called him “bitch.” Whatever your special pet name for Joe Francis, he was released from a Nevada jail on $1.5M bail on Monday afternoon. However, officials in Florida still want him for sexual performance with a minor and smuggling sleeping pills into jail. So, with any luck, he’ll be back in jail soon, and I can throw my third “Joe Francis Is Safely In Jail!” party of this year. They’re always a lot of fun. We have chips, dip, Lunesta. The usual. Says Joe’s rep:

“We are pleased with today’s decision. The Court conducted a very thorough analysis of the facts and determined that Mr. Francis’ release is appropriate in this case. The Court ruled that the conditions of Mr. Francis’ bail were sufficient to compel Mr. Francis to appear in court and to comply with Court orders. Now this allows us to address the issue of bail in his Florida case.”

Heh. See you back in jail soon, Joey.

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  • God, he makes my skin crawl! What’s with that stupid expression he’s always got on his face? Is that supposed to be a SMILE?!?

  • Kinda looks like the Joker from Batman. I wouldn’t put it past him to have gotten that smile surgically enhanced.

    Either that or his momma had sex with a monkey.

  • Seriously why the fuck is this pussy doing with a camera in usa see this is what happens when u have a shitty government that dosnt ban pornography period. Id bang all those thousands of colledge girls too but not on fucking camera like faggot ass joe here facing rape charges o well at least he’ll get his share of burritos and all kinda sauces in jail if u get what i mean ahahahhahaha fucking queer shit o btw did u see that video of him admiting hes a fucking homo? lmao

  • You are a bunch of hick morons!

    Joe Francis is a decent guy, good business man, and worth more than any of your poor broke asses.

  • you fools have no I dea what this is all about do you?this is about all our civil rights not what you think of him or what he does cause if that is the case you should be arrested for the things you are saying and not permitted bail because the goverment did not like what you wrote

  • I seen a picture of him from prison and he is smiling like that, the idiot.
    I am not sure what everyone is arguing about here, but what Francis did has nothing to do with civil rights, it has nothing to do with free speech. It has to do with him doing something illegal, filming underage girls in a sexual situation. It’s unknown if those girls lied about their age, but the point is, what he did is illegal. As a mother he appalls me and as someone who reviews adult movies and is starting an internet radio show about adult entertainment I am appalled.

  • I was with him in county jail in florida a few years back and he’s a sex fiend, he payed some “punk” a few soups and bags of chips to get it on with the punk’s butthole. the punk had a weave and hormone injections and maybe aids” IDK “, I’m prety sure he knew he going to be released pretty soon too! gross!!!