Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Love Our Advertisers, Part 367

Herpes Dating

Yes, that’s right, kids …

If you’re Christian, you’ve got

If you’re Jewish, try JDate.

If you’re a golddigger, check out Millionaire Match.

But if you just plain have herpes, there’s, where it’s “time to start dating again.”

And they’re using Paris Hilton’s name to plug their site. She’s just gotta love that. Luckily for them, I think she has bigger problems right now.