Breaking: Kim Kardashian has a huge butt. [Ninja Dude]
Akon is back to his old on-stage brutality tricks. [Holy Moly]
It’s Brooke Burke’s turn to put on a bikini and splash around for photogs. [Celebslam]
Jessica Simpson just doesn’t even care anymore. [Cele|bitchy]
If there is a stripper pole within fifty feet of Adrianne Curry, you best believe she’s getting on that thing. [Celebrity Smack]
Some soap star named Shemar scores a DUI. [Holy Candy]
Do all live music performances just suck these days? [Pajiba]
Now you can watch Dina Lohan systematically destroy the lives of her two other children from the safety and comfort of your very own living room! [Celeb Warship]
Nicole Richie finally takes a hike … oh, and she might also be pregnant (except she’s totally not). [The Bosh]
Beyonce’s drunk again. [POTP]
You know who didn’t offer Heidi Montag a million bucks to pose naked for them? Playboy, that’s who. We already get to see her stripped of decency and self-respect every week on The Hills. [F&C]
Katee Holmes topless. (No, that’s not a typo — this one’s the awesome 18-year-old who’s threatening to lose her virginity on-camera.) [Jordan]