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Sarah Silverman Disses Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards

Aw, what a shitty way to make your “final public appearance” before surrendering two days early to authorities and going to jail. Sarah Silverman opened the MTV Movie Awards with a monologue ripping Paris Hilton to shreds — with Paris in the audience. Listen to the crowd go wild while Paris sits there trying not to cry.

I’m actually bummed that MTV only showed a few brief shots of Par-Par during this. Someone over there has tape of her face throughout the entire monologue, and that’s what I wanna see. Come on, MTV!!! Release that tape!!!

There had been buzz that Paris was actually going to present an award last night, which may have been untrue — or Paris backed out after Silverman’s live diss.

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  • I actually *gasp!* felt bad for Paris when this ugly bitch said that about her. LIke… it wasn’t even funny. But Paris took it with style.

    LIke whatever, I secretly find joy in her being behind bars too, but only because I think she needs to be humbled… not put down and mocked by some dumb girl trying to get a few laughs in. Paris has enough shit coming at her over the next few weeks. That chick just took it too far.

  • You guys aren’t very familiar with Sarah Silverman, are you?

    I’d count that as one of the nicer things she’s ever said about anyone during one of her shows or as a host.

  • Awsome …Sarah you are sooo funny!!

    Paris deserves that she’s dirty and snoby … and that is the only thing she is famous for.

    Paris needs to get in the news for other things than spreading her legs, public spats, and getting drunk – then people won’t be able to make fun of her.

    The truth hurts doesn’t Paris ?!? haha

  • sarah all i got to say is that you need to watch your back because we Paris get out of jail, she is going to do comeback, not just any comeback, fuckin had comeback at yo ass and when do, do suicide,she what care about the fact she got to go to jail.I LOVE YOU PARIS!!!
    I HATE YOU SARAH.YOU STUPID BITCH! TELL THAT TO YOUR FRIENDS HOE.

  • this bitch above me needs to learn how to spellcheck! im glad paris is going to jail, she deserves it. she needs to do something usefull with her life besides spreading her legs! Maybe doing a little bit of jail time will help her to re-evaluate her morals.

  • Paris made an entire career out of exploiting herself and looking stupid (“What’s Walmart???”). She completely set herself up for this.

    And let’s not forget what a racist she is. I don’t feel sorry for her at ALL.

  • WELL THE WHOLE REASON ON WHY PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL MAKES JOBS LIKE SARAH SILVERMANS A WHOLE LOT EASIER. EVERYONE IS AWARE THAT SARAH SILVERMAN IS A COMEDIAN RIGHT?? THATS WHAT THEY DO… THEY TEASE RETARDED PEOPLE LIKE PARIS HILTON. AND y.l ABOVE ME MUST BE IN HIGH SCHOOL… THOSE ARE THE ONLY MINDLESS RETARDS THAT WORSHIP PEOPLE LIKE PARIS… AND IF PARIS’ COMEBACK IS ANYTHING LIKE YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.. THE ONLY THING SARAH NEEDS TO BE WATCHING IS THE INSTANT REPLAY TO DIE OF LAUGHTER…. FRICKIN RETARDS

  • WELL THE WHOLE REASON WHY PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL MAKES JOBS FOR PEOPLE LIKE SARAH A WHOLE LOT EASIER. EVERYONE IS AWARE THAT SARAH IS A COMEDIAN RIGHT??? THATS WHAT THEY DO… THEY TEASE RETARDED PEOPLE LIKE PARIS FOR A LIVING.
    y.l …. ABOVE … UMM DONT YOU THINK ITS A LITTLE RUDE TO TRY AND BASH SOMEONE A WHOLE LOT SMARTER THAN YOU??? IF PARIS’ COMEBACK IS ANYTHING LIKE YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, THE ONLY THING SHE WILL BE WATCHING IS THE INSTANT REPLAY TO DIE OF LAUGHTER. QUICK TIP: PLANT A BRAIN CELL, WATER IT FOR ABOUT 5 DAYS AND TRY TO SPROUT A BRAIN

  • Watching Paris held up for public humiliation was ugly. And the ugliest part about it was …. it was sexual humiliation…..the sight of that old creepy man, Jack Nicholson, leering at the fellatio jokes made me want to sick in my mouth.

    Public sexual humiliation sucks far more than Paris ever did

  • sarah silverman is HILARIOUS! she is a comedian and comedians make jokes out of current events. she had the perfect audience at the MTV Awards and paris was the perfect topic (target)!

  • sarah silverman what a sick fuck!i hope her mother gets raped by her own fucking maniac son if she has one and the rape be broadcast in the entire world! now how about that for a sick joke for a sick fuck from a sick fuck? what comes around goes around… im trying to get through a point here

  • Why does everyone actually care either way? Is any of this worth getting that worked up over? Everybody calm down.

  • This is so stupid. She committed a crime, she goes to jail.
    She has courted the spotlight, she get to hear all sides good and bad. This is the life she bought into. Period. NOT our problem in the little universe we live in.

  • I think no one has the right to say anythings abt others…..as for Paris make this a lesson to you…..not the glamour out of this…

  • Listen Hannah Singapore. We live in The US We have the right to say what we want about whomever we please. It’s written in our Constitution. For anyone defending that mean, worthless ignorant, giggling cunt Paris, I feel sorry for the world that people like you are growing in numbers.

    Sarah Silver man is 30 times more attractive than paris. She has an intellect for one. She eats 2. And to top it all off she actually is famous for something other than someone else’s merits.

  • Finally, the pendulum swings back the other way. Sometimes the only way to fight ugly is with funny. She (Paris) had all the time (and means) in the world to do something with her platform, and she did nothing worth anything.

    Beyond the fashion and the hype and the cameras and the money there is a world that cannot be ignored. It’s a world where people die everyday for a myriad of reasons, most of which could be remedied if people with the time and means like Miss Hilton gave a damn about anything but themselves.

    But let’s be realistic here. It is easy to see why Miss Hilton is the way she is. Look at her family and her upbringing. This behavior was definitely bred into her. However, one cannot deny the fact that she has traveled far and wide, and there is a really good chance that Miss Hilton is familiar with current events.

    Let’s not forget she is (26?) years old, as in old enough to know the ways of the world. So in the end Paris has really made it hard for us to like her, and easy for some of us to poke fun at her.

    Sarah said what everyone was thinking, that’s all. And yes, even I felt sorry for Miss Paris, because like most people in this world I have a heart and a sense of sympathy for even the most unlikely of characters. However, at the end of the day it is good to know that even in a crowded room of starlets, behavior like Paris’s will not be tolerated. It was like all the creative geeks in High School finally got back at the high school prom queen in one big hyper jest… a little surreal almost. These things just don’t happen, and then it did.

    The only hope for Miss Paris and Co. (as in anyone who follows suit) is a paradigm shift of sorts. They need to see how hollow the lives they lead actually are… see the desperation and frustration in the world around them, and decide what kind of legacy they want to leave behind. Just imagine Miss Hilton what you could do with all that money and fame.

    How many lives you could save? Oh, and how many people could you feed? OR, how many shoes could you buy?????????????????

    Miss Hilton, and all of you lackeys, it’s your choice…is it not?

    Peace, Lisa

  • i realy do not like paris hilton she is one stuck up little bitch who always gets her own way…well i think she had what was coming to her she deserved it. i think you should always pay in one way or another and this is the way she is paying. she is a wanna be pop star but she cant pull it off, she aint even a good actor and just trying to sign she has 2 dull of a voice. a little bit of advice STOP TRYING it is over for you.