Did you know Isabella Rossellini has a fully grown daughter? I sure as hell didn’t. And it seems as though the daughter (Elettra) is sort of hot too.

Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday Isabella was on “the list” of Ross?

Admittedly, it’s been awhile since I’ve posted and I need to get back in the game but I was truly taken aback by this. If I add all these figures up, and carry the one… it means I’ve aged.

This will require some further research.

SJP shows off those arm muscles (and her balance — can you believe those heels? I’d fall over!) on the streets of NYC on Tuesday.

Pink purse and yellow shoes. With jeans and a gray tee. I don’t know how I feel about that.

If one takes Splash News at their word that the girl in white is Lindsay and the structure in front of her is Promises Malibu, then here’s the first photographic proof that she’s actually there. Many more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in rehab to come, I’m sure.

We trust you, Splash News! And we know that you will return our love and commitment by not sending us a cease and desist on this pic. Isn’t that right, Chris?

Eva Mendes has to get drunk to film her sex scenes. [Derek Hail]

Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz better not run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards or there’s going to be drama. My money is totally on Biel if this goes down. [Fatback & Collards]

Salma Hayek grew a third breast! Either that or she’s way pregnant. [Celebslam]

Ignoring your hospitalized mother is the new black. [A Socialite's Life]

The low-down on Rose McGowan’s plastic surgery. [CityRag]

Now that Richie Sambora and Denise Richards have all that homewrecking out of their systems, Richie wants to get back together with Heather Locklear. [Cele|bitchy]

Dominic Monaghan is a little bitter about being killed off on Lost, but he’s coping with it by deluding himself into thinking there’s a lucrative film career ahead. [Don't Judge Me]

Howard Stern is a card-carrying member of the I-Once-Tried-To-Kill-Myself celeb club, which, it’s becoming increasingly clear, overlaps with the population of SAG almost perfectly. [IBBB]

Who is Danielle Lloyd? Who cares! She’s in a bikini! [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

A full year of sobriety results in Danny Bonaduce’s decision to celebrate his divorce from his wife of 17 years with an Adam Carolla-hosted party in West Hollywood. Can you even imagine what a great husband he was while he was drinking? [Glitterati]

Britney Spears recently saw fit to author yet another fan-directed epistle for her website. The full letter is after the jump, but I’ve selected my favorite paragraph to discuss here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

Now, because the bolded sentence doesn’t make any sense with the word “till,” I’m going assume she meant “to.” I think a lot of people have read this to mean: “Until this day, I didn’t think that is was alcohol or depression,” implying that she now realizes it was the alcohol and/or depression. But I think it’s more likely that Brit confused “Till” with “To” than it is that she got her tenses wrong.

So: “To this day, I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression.”

So girlie still doesn’t think she has a problem.

I’m not judging, I’m just saying.

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From her rep:

Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.