Jenny McCarthy discusses her son’s autism. [POTP]

Okay, Vanessa Minnillo, it’s one thing to take up with Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband. But her hairdresser? You bitch. [popbytes]

Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova in her underwear. You know you wanna. [Grumpiest]

Pics of Lindsay Lohan showing up for Britney’s LA mini-show in her very best Catherine Tramell. [Drunken Stepfather]

Break out the lube, boys, Maggie Gyllenhaal is breast-feeding! [Celebrity Baby Blog]

Don’t worry, folks, Paris won’t be released from jail early due to overcrowding; there’s plenty of room at Lynwood these days. [Cele|bitchy]

Chloe Sevigny says she used to drop a lot of acid. Used to, Chloe? Apparently you now have serious flashbacks every time you go to pick an outfit. [Celebrity Smack]

Jesus, did Jessica Simpson always have knockers like this? [Warship]

Hayden Panetierre’s castmates throw her a high-school graduation party. [Celebslam]

The American Idol songwriting contest is in full swing. Wake up and smell the genius! [GTS]

Gisele Bundchen may have been dumped by Victoria’s Secret, but Louis Vuitton is happy to take the sloppy seconds. [Derek Hail]

Heidi Montag is going to pose in bikinis with those new tits of hers until I care. [Jordan]

Brooke Hogan is performing in her underwear, because it would truly be a crisis if anyone were forced to focus on her singing. [Hollyweird Gazette]

Fergie goes through eight outfits on one day. Now if only she could change her face. [cityrag]

Even though the reviews were dismal, all you Americans fell right in line with Europe and Asia, giving Spider-Man 3 the largest opening day in U.S. history. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, Pirates 2. The film is expected to take in $135-145MM this weekend.

Tobey Maguire celebrated tonight by catching the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight with Leonardo DiCaprio at the MGM in Las Vegas. There were a ton of celebs there — J.Lo and Marc Anthony (who sang the national anthem), Fifty Cent (who rapped as Mayweather entered the ring), perennial presidential hopeful John McCain, Ron Howard, P. Diddy and several others. I’m trying to track down photos for you all … should be available in a couple hours.

Sometimes it’s just fun to do a shitload of cocaine after you get out of rehab, you know?

News of the World got their grubby little hands on footage of La Lohan snorting cocaine with two friends in the bathroom of Teddy’s. The “friend” reported that Lindsay could rock 20 lines in a single night. Hey, if you respect nothing else about Lindsay Lohan, you gotta respect that. I mean, you know that’s some solid shit she’s doing, too. Twenty lines of Lohan coke could take down a small horse.

The video is from March 8, twenty days after Lohan was released from Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles.

Says the friend, “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.”

She continues, “I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

Lindsay also bragged about sleeping with a who’s who of Hollywood nobodies, including James Blunt, Benicio del Toro (really? ew.), Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Jared Leto and James Franco.

This friend also confirms that Lindsay’s famous water bottle is typically filled with vodka and soda.

“That’s why I’m showing this video,” she says. “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.”

Awww. What a great friend. I, too, have found that some of the truest friendships in my life have been formed with the people who filmed me doing cocaine. They were consistently looking out for my best interests. You’re a lucky girl, Lindsay Lohan.

Full article reprinted after the jump.

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Paris Hilton does some impromptu post-sentencing aromatherapy at Francis-Orr on Saturday.

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Or do the hats fight? I get so confused sometimes.

Please?