May 29, 2007 at 11:16 am by Evil Beet

Lily Allen Blow Jobs

Fuck, I knew I liked this girl.

Lily Allen tells Rolling Stone that she was kicked out of school for being a little tramp.

“I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age,” she says. “I was doing blow-jobs … I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”

When asked how her parents felt about her being kicked out school for sucking cock, Lily’s all like, “They didn’t care … They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.” I don’t know what that means in American English, but I like it.

It’s funny that Lily got kicked out of school in the U.K. for giving blow jobs. Here in the U.S., we give those girls hosting contracts.

103 Responses to “Lily Allen: Blow Job Queen”

  1. king fuck says:

    For her blow job were good when young, so to say its wrong, not so.
    This act is a part of a sexually relationship between a male and female, yes not male and male. For all those gay who are looking for men, you still have to find men with women. So you have a mental problem as to the ability to know what is right and given to us from GOD. SHE has given us more than all gays will ever know. Ladys love it, in turn we can give her so much love, she will be asking for more.

    • Bling 45 says:

      king fuck what you have just said is fucking bullshit you homophobic fucker. If you think that judging blow jobs in gay men as un natural and mentally ill, you’re wrong you stupid fuckhead.

    • Anonymous says:

      you’re a fucking retard. people this dumb should have all the keys removed from their computer so that they can only read things and not be able to subject us all to the most shocking display in english grammar – or language even – since the first time someone’s bewildered cat wandered onto their keyboard.

      i mean fuck… i think you’d actually have to be making a special effort of herculean proportions just in order to be able to write something this poorly written and that makes this little sense.

      just go shoot yourself and remove, once and for all, your most deffective genes from the pool before, god forbid, your should ever reproduce and spread these.

      if i was your dad i’d have done it myself. i’d have come up to your room, said i’m sorry son i love you very much but… you’ve got to go. you’re a wrongun – we can’t risk you passing on to future generations this most hideously contorted lack of base intelligence that prevents you from even stringing together the most basic of sentences.

    • ThatgirlHalio6 says:

      Grow up. Don’t think I could put it more simply

  2. becky07 says:

    WAT A GIRL X

  3. becky07 says:

    iv DONE IT LILY BABE JUST NEVA GT CAUGHT :p UR A LEGDE BABE LV YA XX

  4. Anonymous says:

    what the fuck are u all on about??

  5. Lily says:

    Poor Lily Allen..
    I think she is cool, and i don’t care if she got kicked out of school 8D

  6. erm says:

    Id give her one

  7. jeffery says:

    i would let her suck my cock so good it is 12 in and she could deep throat al dayi would get it in her mouth and then i would eat that pusy

    • LOL says:

      then you will wake up next to nobody, eat your cornflakes alone, have a wank off men with tweezers, go to some dead end job, probably in ‘wish-a-hadda-bigga-penis’ incorporated, then go out to try and pull, leave with on your own even though you were in the sluttiest place in the country, then go to bed with your teddy. then dream about that again, then wake up and do it all again

  8. idontno says:

    i wuld let her suck it then deepthroart it make her gag then cum down her throat

  9. Anonymous says:

    hey baby

  10. my willies gone hard says:

    Any takers for sucking my cock I am ready for you all nice guys out there, I am classed as the good sucker of cocks of the north

  11. Lilyiscool says:

    STOP FUCKING CALLING LILY NAMES. It’s fucking stupid. like she says it WAs a long time ago

  12. ckandar says:

    dont mind what the people said. u r free 2 do evey thing u want. u r a citizen of a liberal country. do what u think right.

  13. Joe says:

    WHAT A BIG , FAT B***H !!!
    Now I better understan’ why she became famous with her little child songs…

  14. Владимир says:

    This tsvetok asfal’ta should be lynch !! What a shame for her parents, for all her family, but with a name like “Allen” I mean her ancestors were grubby hobos .. but i think his parents are fucking tramps too, so it’s not a big surprise to hear Lily talking so proudly about her crappy childhood, her “glory” past
    Ватрушка, Надо тратить на тебя в ресторане или лучше тебе сразу деньги дать ? Нельзя ли быстрее раздеваться ? Я же оплачиваю по часам…

  15. Andy Pipkin says:

    I know

  16. BooBie.bAybEe says:

    omg…..
    that’s some krazy shiit!
    but hey, I doNt blame heR …..
    sucking dick is addicting (heh)

  17. fuck u all says:

    ssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

    shez got a big mouth…..

  18. wow says:

    wow you guys need to grow up.

    this is so freaking stupid.

  19. Kevin says:

    Lily Allen was 15, when this happened, (only once!) she’s not that kind of girl. then or now!

  20. Lily`s protein Diet says:

    She`s f****n hot!
    Great “debate” going down over here btw
    …peace!

  21. WTF says:

    First of all, I feel for lily…its wrong of u horny losers to even make nasty comments bout her but chill ppls this was when she was in her teen moments and cmon we knw how it is round that age especially for us girls wit all these boys that can be losers..she’s big now and knw her rights from wrong so stop bein jerks and belive that she’s changed even though givin bjs is not the best thing in the world….

    And a little tip for lily…if u didn’t want comments like this to be said then why make a website wit this topic?? Obviously ur gonna get negative comments bout ur mistake…

    Ooo and oo yeahh OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT BITCHEZ!! Woot woot!!!!!!! lmfao=D mccain, that girl who did his speeches (w.e her name is) and bush should be the ones giving blow jobss!!

    Well pcee out girl scout:)

  22. oogoshh says:

    First of all, I feel for lily…its wrong of u horny losers to even make nasty comments bout her but chill ppls this was when she was in her teen moments and cmon we knw how it is round that age especially for us girls wit all these boys that can be losers..she’s big now and knw her rights from wrong so stop bein jerks and belive that she’s changed even though givin bjs is not the best thing in the world….

    And a little tip for lily…if u didn’t want comments like this to be said then why make a website wit this topic?? Obviously ur gonna get negative comments bout ur mistake…

    Ooo and oo yeahh OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT BITCHEZ!! Woot woot!!!!!!! lmfao=D mccain, that girl who did his speeches (w.e her name is) and bush should be the ones giving blow jobss!!

    Well pcee out girl scout:)

  23. fuckface says:

    she’s a fuckin drag queen you idiots, she has a cock between her legs ha ha fuckin whore

  24. suck my cock says:

    she has DSL

    DSL- dick sucking lips

  25. Michael says:

    her lips are Attractive to my penis…good girl

  26. horny4lily says:

    i would fuck her all day long
    she can lick my dick all she wants and then id eat her out so harrd then shove my fingers up so far to pop that cherry, we’d 69 for 69 hours
    i want my 13 inch cock in her nice tight shaved pussy
    lilly give my a call 905 537 8474

    fuck im so horny right now i just want some pussy!!!!

  27. suny says:

    i love u and miss u so much sweetty…i haver a drem abut u..bbbbbbb..

  28. The one and only!!! says:

    I think thats great, I knew i liked Lily Allen for some reason. This is just icing on the cake. Lily if you read this i would be glad to let you give one of your now famous BJ’s!

  29. Haha says:

    bling, little bit sensative their? im no homophobe however there is one thing that science and religion can both agree on – homosexuality is not natural. In no way am i implying that homosexuality is a bad thing it’s jusr unatural. Homosexuality is fuking gross but if you homo’s feel the need to put your dick in another man then go for it hope you get hepititas or AIDS.

    As far as lily allen goes she is a fucking talentless dumb bitch – we need less trashy addicts in this world. i hope she slips of the planet sooner than later

  30. Mike says:

    why do girls always act like they hate men. in reality, deep down, all girls enjoy sucking dick, having a penis in there mouth etc. its just a primative submissive instinct. so girls, stop pretending like you dont want to. because we all know that you would choose a dick to feast on then have to talk hours of bullshit nonsense making conversation with some other person who has an arsehole they need to valve their shit out every night and a hole between their legs to pee/piss/wicked-piss out of every couple of hours.
    I’m not gay, but seeing a couple guys fuck is just what it is.
    pornography is simply blah. quite boring.
    i’d much prefer to make love to a girl made of flesh, then fantasize about experiences.
    well, anyway, guess we or I just have to wait to bump into(with our bums :) ) each other.
    love

  31. fdsa says:

    fdsafdsaghsaf

  32. fgddddddddds says:

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  33. Unknown says:

    hey what is the best way to give a blow job when you know your man really wants you to give him one but you dnt know if you are doing a good job?

  34. USpace says:

    .
    Lily is totally talented and adorable.

    :)

    absurd thought –
    God of the Universe says
    sex is the height of evil

    so is photography
    but not pornography
    .

  35. anon says:

    Pics or it didnt happen.

  36. indianchief741 says:

    I’d eat her out for a hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. josh says:

    i think your the hottest girl i have never seen in my hole life time

  38. tom says:

    she can suck my dick whenever she likes

  39. LilysGotTalent says:

    It Didnt Happen As I Was At Same School As Lily, Or Was It Coz Im Fking Ugly

  40. Julio says:

    yuuuummmmy

    Knew lilly looked like the type that would give head under the desk at school.

    Wow if shes ben sucking dick since that age thats like 10 or 12 years experience right there.

  41. Anonymous says:

    All you guys need to get a life, she was a teenager, sexual feelings aren’t just for men, women get aroused to! And at least she knows she did the wrong thing now, unlike all those sluts now who don’t care.

  42. Electropunk says:

    About the song -Fuck you -is no the way to stand up for your rights as a homosexual,in a world of male and female you are just an error and you all know deep inside you it like it or not )
    WIth the attitude gays show up nowdays one day they will be chased like rabbits…
    ok your gay…i dont care …dont bust my balls with your thing
    I DONT CARE DONT MAKE WANNA CARE!SICK FUCKS KEEP IT FOR YOUR SELFS!

  43. Anonymous says:

    WHORE. What? It’s just a word… I didn’t say her swallowing other guys loads wasn’t good for THEM. :)

  44. john says:

    Americans suck!

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