Or at least employ a spell check. Stapp, the Christian rocker who came home trashed and threw and Orangina bottle at his wife’s face, has issued a statement to Drew Garabo, a morning DJ in his hometown in Central Florida. Unfortunately, he didn’t run it through a spell check first. Honestly. Sooo retarded. His statement, with my (myriad) spelling corrections and comments, below. (I decided not even to start on the grammar. Well, for the most part.)
You have a
Ggreat heart Drew! Thank you bro:)
First of all I would like to express how thankful
land appreciative my family is for the tremendeoustremendous outpouring of love and support we have received during this insecure time in our marriage. I was shocked at how many have rallied around us. [Ed: Me, too.]
I am truly sorry and seek forgiveness from my wife. As she has done the same seeking forgiveness from me. We both know we were wrong in how we handled the argument and in some of the allegations that were made.. Now we are
tringtrying to move forward as a family.
Things were stated to the police in the heat of anger that were not completely accurate. Things have been said to the media and reported after the fact that are not accurate
As in most cases like this, the next day everyone is sorry and wishes they didn’t get the police involved and said what they did about their partner. We are no different. [Ed: See, Scott, I’ll believe that when I hear it from your wife.]
My wife and I love
eachothereach other very much and are activleyactively seeking support to help us resolve this tough time and bring our loving family back together as one
councilingcounseling, as well as working on changing area’sareas [Ed: Really, Scott? Possessive?] of our lives in a mutual effort to learn, grow, and mature positivleypositively as a Mother, Father, Husband, Wife, and Spiritual human biengbeing, we will overcome this:) [Ed: Another smiley face? Yay! Domestic violence is a happy thing!]
We would also like to apologize to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Dept.for calling them to our home and taking them away from the very serious and dangerous job of protecting our community. Anyone that was
effectedaffected negativlynegatively please forgive us as well. ?
We would also like to ask that the media please allow our family to heal during this
painfullpainful time and remember we have children. So please take that into consideration and respect our privacy and let this go. I know you would want the same if the tables were turned. [Ed: I don’t throw Orangina bottles at people. Ever.]
God Bless you.
Scott, Jaclyn, Milan and Jagger Stapp:)