May 14, 2007 at 10:12 am by Evil Beet

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Thirteen years after the release of Tuesday Night Music Club, it turns out nobody is strong enough to be Sheryl Crow’s man — except, apparently, the two-week-old boy Sheryl has just adopted.

Says Sheryl on her website: “I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago. His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.”

Crow has declined to provide much information about the little boy, but she’s not pulling an Angelina; the child was born in the United States. Crow — who split from cyclist Lance Bass Armstrong [ed: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I am so retarded.] in February 2006 — plans to take some time off and focus on being a mom.

2 Responses to “Sheryl Crow Adopts Baby Boy”

  1. X says:

    Um, I think you meant Lance Armstrong. Lance Bass is the gay N’Sync guy.

  2. Evil Beet says:

    Ha, you’re so right. Thanks. Even I laughed at that one.

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