Ty Pennington Sobers Up …
May 7th, 2007 by Evil Beet
God, it must have sucked to wake up as Ty Pennington today. Like, it’s one thing if you’re Paris Hilton and you score a DUI — everyone has their fun with it, but you’re famous for being a party girl anyway, so what the hell, at least it keeps you in the papers. But when you’re Ty Fucking Pennington, America’s Golden Boy and host of what is arguably the most family-friendly, red-state-courting, Jesus-loving show in evening network television, this fucking sucks. It’s like Barney got caught shooting up.
Anyway, Ty-Ty shook off the hangover for long enough to get this statement out well in time for the east-coast evening news:
I made an error in judgment. We all make mistakes, however this is about accountability. Under no circumstances should anyone consume alcohol while driving. I could have jeopardized the lives of others and I am grateful there was no accident or harm done to anyone. This was my wake-up call. I also want to apologize to my fans, ABC Television and my design team for my lapse in judgment and the embarrassment I have caused.
Hey, Ty, just a little tip: if they suspend your license and put you on probation, don’t drive anymore. Just trust me on this one.
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oohhh- that’s too bad. I would have driven him home!
He sickens me. His voice, face, and hair make me want to set him on fire.
i love ty do’t be horrbell to ty
i am in a weelcree you no i wihes i cod meet ty !
das he have pets yes it’s me tamlyn
how do i meet ty penington
Everybody leave ty alone. So what he had a few drinks and got in his car to drive home. It not like a big crime not like he killed anyone. Just think of all you americans he has helped.We get no such help in england so be greatful.
I love ty and Ed Sanders
I agree with Jenny every thing she sayes. I have a coment for Darth Paul who do you think you are calling ty .Lets just hope you and your family never need ty or his team for help. If you do i hope they dont come and help you.
rolf i totally have a friend who slept with him!!!!
hola soy de mexico y me encanta todo el trabajo de ty
soy una fan desde mexico un saludo bye i love you ty……………
i love you ty………
hey i s sorry for that love u.
I love ty and Ed Sanders we love u all
hey i am sorry for that what happyed
we love u all.
I love ty and Ed Sanders