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Jenny McCarthy discusses her son’s autism. [POTP]

Okay, Vanessa Minnillo, it’s one thing to take up with Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband. But her hairdresser? You bitch. [popbytes]

Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova in her underwear. You know you wanna. [Grumpiest]

Pics of Lindsay Lohan showing up for Britney’s LA mini-show in her very best Catherine Tramell. [Drunken Stepfather]

Break out the lube, boys, Maggie Gyllenhaal is breast-feeding! [Celebrity Baby Blog]

Don’t worry, folks, Paris won’t be released from jail early due to overcrowding; there’s plenty of room at Lynwood these days. [Cele|bitchy]

Chloe Sevigny says she used to drop a lot of acid. Used to, Chloe? Apparently you now have serious flashbacks every time you go to pick an outfit. [Celebrity Smack]

Jesus, did Jessica Simpson always have knockers like this? [Warship]

Hayden Panetierre’s castmates throw her a high-school graduation party. [Celebslam]

The American Idol songwriting contest is in full swing. Wake up and smell the genius! [GTS]

Gisele Bundchen may have been dumped by Victoria’s Secret, but Louis Vuitton is happy to take the sloppy seconds. [Derek Hail]

Heidi Montag is going to pose in bikinis with those new tits of hers until I care. [Jordan]

Brooke Hogan is performing in her underwear, because it would truly be a crisis if anyone were forced to focus on her singing. [Hollyweird Gazette]

Fergie goes through eight outfits on one day. Now if only she could change her face. [cityrag]