Ooooh!!
Oh, guys, guys, then if Nicole Richie ends up getting sent to the slammer for her little wrong-way journey on the 134 you guys could all share a cell! It would be like a slumber party every night! It’s like this one time my one friend moved to New York for the summer and then me and my other best friend were like, “What the hell? We’ll move to New York too!” and then we all lived in this little studio on the upper west side and went clubbing every single night and hooked up with lots of total hottie I-bankers and briefly started a boutique PR agency but then decided it was less work just to be go-go dancers and we made these adorable matching t-shirts just like when we were in a sorority and we’d wake up all hungover but it was cool because there was a McDonalds right downstairs and omg it was so much fun.
It’ll be just like that, guys, except in jail!
Anyway, it looks like all this Joe Francis business has given those damn show-boating district attorneys a new sense of empowerment when it comes to the nauseating disregard for the law shown by the narcissistic A-list brat pack: they want to send Paris Hilton to jail. For reals.
Par-bear is showing up in court tomorrow for that whole probation violation thing. According to TMZ,
The legal papers ask that “Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.” Prosecutors also want her to be ordered “not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.” During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her “to be monitored for alcohol consumption … by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.”
Oh, please, please, Lord, I don’t ask for much, but if all of this could please happen, I would be eternally grateful.
Why you, you evil, you!
Why would you put that stupid background up? No one can ready 1/2 of what you wrote
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Melly, I think probably your page isn’t loading correctly.