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May 02, 2007 at 11:13 am by Evil Beet
Neve Campbell, who you’ll remember from when she used to be famous, is reportedly planning marry British actor John Light at a secret Malibu location this weekend. Neve moved to London two years ago, primarily to live with Light, but also because it’s as good a place as any to make your eyes real narrow and furrow your eyebrows and let the slightest trace of a tear build up while your lips part just the tiniest bit and turn down a little around the edges, make small, sad choking noises and hope someone wants to film it.












































































































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