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- Daniel Radcliffe Likes 'Em HAIRY
- Miley Cyrus Wasted and Eating Penis Cake
- BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes NOT in a Bikini!
- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess
- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings
- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE
- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People
- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!
- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce
- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?
- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?
- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
If you’re like me (and I hope, for your sake, you’re not), and your life is basically a whole lot of nothingness puntuated by the regular perusal of what’s new on WireImage, you would be aware that Kirsten Dunst has been a regular Magellan this week, traversing the globe in search of shinier dresses and stronger cocaine, as Spiderman 3 premiered everywhere they can subtitle it. It opened across Asia, Europe and Australia yesterday and today, and preliminary box office reports are staggering. The film broke records in Hong Kong, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, the Philippines and Taiwan, and beat out the Spidey 2 openings in Korea and Japan.
Look for it to kick some Aquaman ass here in the U.S. On Friday, it will open domestically in 4,163 theaters, the largest opening in the history of the world, and that’s including Paris Hilton’s vagina.
Get ready for the summer movie season, kids. Disturbia what?
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Coco Tweets Photo of Herself Laying in Bed Naked With Nephew
Personnally, I don’t know if this is because I’m french canadian, it’s not the being naked with a kid the problem, if it’s in the family and not sexual, but taking a picture and posting it is just... -
Michael Lohan Got A Job!
the very fact that story is on tmz tells anyone he hasn’t changed at all. i doubt he was even there for a job. this was just to sell a story and get himself attention. -
Let’s Just Look at Some Pretty Pictures, OK?
If those are her only movies you’ve seen, I HIGHLY suggest you check out The Virgin Suicides, Marie Antoinette, and her latesst, Melancholia. Phenomenal films in their own right, but she’s just amazing in them. -
Coco Tweets Photo of Herself Laying in Bed Naked With Nephew
If this was a man, everyone would be up in arms about the perversion of it. There would be an investigation on it…blah blah blah. -
Lady Gaga Talked to A Bunch of Teenagers About Bullying
You can’t have a war on bullying. That’s not how it works. Ask yourself: Who is standing up in defense of bullying? A bully is someone who is either unaware they’re bullying, or who doesn’t care what a...
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“the largest opening in the history of the world” – Kudos, kid. Very nice.
…and despite ungrateful Kiki doing all she can to pooh-pooh her role and the movie it with her grotty, snotty attitude.