Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney in Bloom

Taken a month ago, apparently, at a friend’s house. Seriously, though, I have seen her vagina. Three times. This is painfully uninteresting.

Update: Sigh. SplashNews continues their fun-sucking tour of sucking the fun out of everything. I love it when they come to visit. Sometimes Chris even comments, and that makes me so happy. He comes to police the site, but he just can’t help getting sucked into all the fun we have around here! Then he comes back later to suck it all away. Pics pulled on request. They’re visible here. Everyone go say hi to our friends at SplashNews!