At an L.A. pet store on Wednesday. She’s a marketing genius, that girl.

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Another day, another celebrity DUI. Rapper Eve was picked up in Hollywood at 2:45 Thursday morning on suspicion of DUI after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Blvd. She ran into the center divider, totalling the front of the (very expensive) vehicle.

TMZ caught the whole thing on tape, because they’re awesome like that.

Sources report that Eve’s blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. She posted the $30,000 bail and was released from L.A. County Jail on Thursday morning. You better believe TMZ got that footage too.

You know, I totally want TMZ to handle the videography at my wedding.

Rumer Willis shows up at Paris Hilton’s house after what must have been a late-night visit to the optometrist.

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AP NEW YORK – She was born with her acting family’s classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine’s annual “100 Most Beautiful People” list.

I don’t know about this choice. I’m not saying she’s not cute, or attractive. But I’ve never seen her and thought “wow. she’s stunning.” And if you’re going to be named “most beautiful” you can’t have ever been married to Tom Green. You just can’t have.

This is a fun blurb near the end:

Barrymore is one of 11 celebrities – including Eva Longoria and the three Jessicas (Simpson, Alba and Biel) – photographed for the issue without makeup. “I find that men, in my past, have preferred me without it,” Biel, 25, says of makeup.

I want to knock Biel here but I can’t. She absolutely right. She’s truly beautiful (in the eye of this beholder). I wouldn’t care if she wore makeup, I wouldn’t care if she wore overalls everywhere (Actually, come to think of it, I quite like overalls on a gal). I pray that one day I can interview her and mention that Summer Catch made me re-hit puberty.

Okay, this blog just got pretty boyish, but you guys had Clooney last year so forgive my foray into Maxim-ness.

Lastly, I’ve got to point out that this list of 50 seems to be made up of an awful lot of people in the entertainment industry. And most of them are American or European. I’m not sure People has done an exhaustive search, surely there’s a school teacher in Africa who’s unbelievably stunning.

AP LONDON – Hugh Grant has been arrested for allegedly throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer, London police said.

There are magical fruit jokes to be made but those are juvenile and insulting to our reader’s intelligence. So I’ll just say this: I’d love it if Hugh threw any canned good at my dome. Then I could take the next few years off.

What? You think Jessica Simpson’s trampy little ass has a monopoly on hawking crappy lip glosses? If there’s anything the U.S. market needs, it’s another line of celebrity cosmetics. Vanessa Minnillo has called hers Flirt! (The exclamation point belongs to the cosmetics line — please note that I am not really that excited about all this.) She unveiled the new line last night in NYC, where she just bought a condo with Nick Lachey.