It’s such a tragedy, because, in the face, he’s, like, absolutely perfect. A total dream guy. I couldn’t design a hotter face on a guy if I tried. But his body’s a little on the skinny side for my tastes. I guess the good news is that this is a very easy thing to remedy. Chug some protein shakes, James, then give me a call. Okay?

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Update: I don’t know why, but these pics won’t open in IE. I’m really sorry about that. You can open them in Firefox. If anyone has any idea why this is the case, please email me and let me know.

Because that is one hot apple.

It’s probably just a bunch in his pants, but it sure is fun to wonder, right?

I’m not usually that into him, but he looks really good here. Less boy-like, I think. He’s growing up nicely.

The Internet appears to be all abuzz tonight with news and pictures of Kim Kardashian’s Paris Hilton-free birthday party at TAO Las Vegas on Friday. For the record, it was not her birthday this weekend. Her birthday is in October. TAO’s marketing folks came up with this idea of a “Princess Party,” where they’re going to grab various socialites who “have it all” and throw parties for them because that just seems like an appropriate way to celebrate the fact that someone is ridiculously spoiled to begin with. (Although I suppose it’s still more hygienic than throwing a Sons of Hollywood premiere party, which is what TAO did on Saturday night.) Kim was the biggest damn star they could get for the first one, and they tacked on her sisters as co-hostesses, for reasons that continue to baffle me. To lower the star quality, perhaps? Just dilute it a little? So, anyway, that’s why Kim was at TAO this weekend. And I don’t know where Paris Hilton was on Friday night, but on Saturday night I saw her in the bathroom at Mood, staring at herself in the mirror and whining into her cell phone because they wouldn’t let her friends into the club.

Anyway, just for fun, here’s a bunch of pics of Kim at TAO this weekend.

Kirsten Dunst’s new boyfriend dumps her and goes back to the girl he dumped for her in the first place. The way you get a man, Kirsten, is the way you’re going to lose him. [DListed]

Howard Stern just got out-pimped by Jerry O’Connell. That’s rough, buddy. [Celebrity Smack]

Lil’ Kim prepares to write her memoirs. [Celebslam]

Apparently Sporty Spice just released her fourth solo album. I’m sure it will be just as big of a hit here in the States as the first three. [popbytes]

Cameron Diaz is pretty hot for being a woman of a certain age. [The Blemish]

Breaking: Jennifer Lopez is proud of her curves. [IBBB]

John McGinley, the best part of Scrubs, got hitched this weekend. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gwen Stefani’s son is such a pimp daddy. [POTP]

Paula Abdul’s stylist must hate her. First we have the faux tuxedo/dickie thing. Then we have the big ole belt buckle. Add a shrug and you have a completely bizzare outfit. I just want to sit her down and explain that less is more. I bet Simon would have a lot to say about this mess.