African school children protect Madonna from journalists. [DListed]
Keeley Hazell gets naked for FHM, you. [Anything Hollywood]
Brad Pitt thinks Angelina Jolie is “supergirl.” [Holy Candy]
Heather Mills eats it onstage. [Celebrity Puke]
Posh & Becks hit Paris. The city, I mean. They go there. Because if they had physically hit Paris Hilton, well, we’d all be having a much better day, now wouldn’t we? [Daily Stab]
Beyonce might ditch BMG for her boyfriend’s label. [Juicy-News]
Check out the trailer for Neil Gaiman’s Stardust. [popbytes]
Oh, good, a Jessica Simpson nip slip. I am going to take the high road and be the only blogger on the planet who doesn’t make some joke insinuating that her father will sexually pleasure himself while looking at these pictures. Because I feel like that kind of goes without saying. [SOW]