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It’s the world premiere and I’ve got the pictures to prove it.
First up, My girl, Kirsten Dunst. Sigh. For some odd reason I just adore her.. I know others don’t share my sentiments but they don’t know her like I do.
4 more pics after the break you cretins!
Okay, I’ll admit she has an odd smile. And here we get two versions of it!
Who the hell cares about Aunt May?
“Man, how was Spidey-3??”
“Awesome, I saw Aunt May!”
“Whoooooooooooooo!” (sound of crack being cooked up)
And then there was Topher. Am I supposed to say he looks good? I think he does. I like the suit. Someone with style can feel free to weigh in at any point.
Finally, I’m legally obligated to include Spidey himself, Tobey Maguire, a gent who has brought being awkward and tiny back. This is good news for guykind, it saves us time at the gym and social adeptness.
Also, I think they played the movie and it taught us that the good guy wins so long as he wears something lycra.
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Paris Fucking Hilton has the precioussss. Which way to Mordor? -
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No longer satisfied with the attention from bringing little dogs to clubs, Paris has now migrated to bringing little dog faced boys with her…
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i want to fuck this bitch so badly
me too i jerk off watching this picture of her everyday.
ooohhh…. dunst, love you soooo……
I think that is an interesting point, it made me think a bit. Thanks for sparking my thinking cap. Sometimes I get so much in a rut that I just feel like a record.
My brother and I have been just debating this particular very topic, he’s continually looking to prove me wrong. Your view on this is fantastic and just how I really feel. I just now sent my brother this page to show him your perspective. Right after looking over your web log I added and will be returning to read your updates!
i jerk off while looking at this picture of Kirsten Dunst.