Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Jared Leto is maybe not quite as good in bed as the eyeliner would suggest. [Cele|bitchy]

Ooh, some fun gossip games! You didn’t really want to work today, did you? [CityRag]

Jessica Alba goes shopping, but what do you care what she’s doing? Her ass looks great. [NJ]

When I think Incredible Hulk, only one man comes to mind: Edward Norton. It’s nice to see the studios agree. [Agent Bedhead]

Forest Whitaker promotes the DVD release of Last King of Scotland gets his star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]

Lil’ Romeo goes from lil’ rap mogul to college basketball star — he’ll be playing for the USC Trojans in the fall. [Bossip]

Forget the Ferrari … Chris Martin gets to show up to his high-school reunion with Gwenyth Paltrow. [Gabsmash]