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Britney Spears Loses Her Shit

The first one’s the best.

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  • WEL WEL WEL . I AM A ACROBAT EVEN THO I AM THE 64 TONNE MUM AND I CANT EVEN REACH MY TITS ! I AM VEY FLEXIBLE ALTHOUGH I AM DEAD I AM NOW WAITING FOR MY DIXY CHICKEN. ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT BRITNEY THE BOILED EGG SHAVED OFF ALL HER HAIR AND LOOKED LIKE MATT LUCAS THE GAY 1 FROM LITTLE BRITAIN ! BRITANYS QUOTE OF THE WEEK “IF YOU NEED HELP TO BECOME BALD JUST SIMPLY LOG ON TO http://WWW.IAMSUICIDALASIAMBALD.CO.UK/CHRISTINGLE!
    I DONT NEED THE MATTER THAT MR SALKELD HAS A BALDY PEA HEADDED NAPPA OHH WOULDNT YOU JUST LOVE TO SLAP IT. YOU NO HIM THE BIG LANKY GAY PEA THING THAT DOSNT NO PIG SHIT
    ! WEL AL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT BRITANY SPEARS IS A DISGRACE AS SHE IS A GOOD ROLEMODEL TO SUICIDAL AS SHE SHOULD BE HERSELF .WELL I HOPE THAT YOU AND YOUR SISTER ZOEY 101 DIES VERY SOON AS I HATE YOU YA BALDY BITCH
    LOTS OFF HAIR
    FROM BABALON AND BABALOINIA

  • WEL I LOVE BUNDADING ME YOU NO HIM THE POT NOODLE BOY . WEL ONE DAY I SAW BRITANY SPEARS IN THE CHILDRENS SOCIETY (THE CHARITY SHOP) AND I RAN OVER TO HER AS I DID SO SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY HELLO TO HER BUT INSTEAD I SLAPED HER BALDY NAPPA ! I LOVE THE FACT THAT SHE IS GOING FOR THE BOILED EGG LOOK AS IT IS A FUCKING SHIT HEAP .THANKS FOR READING MY DEATH WISH LOVE FROM ME MAR AND BRITANYS LONG LOST HAIR XX X

  • WEL I LOVE BUNDADING ME YOU NO HIM THE POT NOODLE BOY . WEL ONE DAY I SAW BRITANY SPEARS IN THE CHILDRENS SOCIETY (THE CHARITY SHOP) AND I RAN OVER TO HER AS I DID SO SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY HELLO TO HER BUT INSTEAD I SLAPED HER BALDY NAPPA ! I LOVE THE FACT THAT SHE IS GOING FOR THE BOILED EGG LOOK AS IT IS A FUCKING SHIT HEAP .THANKS FOR READING MY DEATH WISH LOVE FROM ME MAR AND BRITANYS LONG LOST HAIR XX X LOVEFROM FABIAHS BEEF MASALA CURRY

  • OH BRITNEY U SEXY NO HAIRED ETHEOPIAN FUCK UP I LUV U AND UR JUICY FLAB OFF GIMME MORE. HAHA U SHAVED UR HEAD U BALD SUICIDAL GRACE ANDERSAN WANNABEEEEE. I HOPE U AND UR BOILED EGG HEAD GET CRACKED OPEN AS U ARE A GREAT ROLEMODEL 2 ALL THOSE EMOS OUT THERE. PARIS’ FRINGE IS HUGEEEEEEEEEE
    LOTS OF BALDY CHILDREN
    TIMOTHY