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Apr 13, 2007 at 03:14 pm by Evil Beet
Save these pictures, Britney. Print them out and put them in a shoebox and keep them under your bed. Then when Sean and Jayden are 12 and 14 and come home stoned out of their gourds you can sit them down and be like, “Look, boys. I know drugs and alcohol are tempting. Mommy once used drugs and alcohol. Wanna see what happened to Mommy when she used drugs and alcohol?” And then you can pull out these pictures and show them and save yourself a lot of money on rehab stints for your kids.
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She looks normal in these pictures compared to how she looked not so long ago.
She spends more time shopping than with her kids, it’s highly doubtful they’ll even be able to recognized her by the time they are teenagers. She’s a nasty, lazy freak.