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Apr 12, 2007 at 11:33 am by Evil Beet
Every time I see a picture of this woman I want to remind her to wash her contact lenses properly. Like, sweetheart, you’re supposed to be able to open your eyes all the way. You should see an opthamologist about that.
At a Memorial Sloan-Kettering fundraiser in NYC today.
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Leave Melania alone. She is awesome. She is beautiful, smart, and now rich. Wouldn’t we all love to be Melania. All Hail, Melania!!!