Hey, it’s how they finally got Al Capone, so here’s hoping that the tax evasion charges Joe Francis was hit with on Wednesday keep him behind bars for awhile. The Girls Gone Wild “porntrepreneur” is already doing a quick stint in a Florida jail for criminal contempt of court, but these charges could keep him in the slammer for up to ten years.

The indictment was issued by a federal grand jury in Reno, Nevada, and accuses Francis of deducting more than $20 million in false buisness expenses on his 2002 and 2003 corporate income tax returns, stashing revenue in offshore bank accounts and doing a bunch of other stuff that you’re really not supposed to do on your taxes (which are due in THREE DAYS, people, so get to it!).

A hearing is scheduled for May 22 in Reno. If he’s convicted, Francis could do up to ten years in prison and be forced to pay fines of up to $500,000.

And, although it’s appropo of nothing in this context, I’m loathe to write an article about Joe Francis without reminding everyone that he’s a dirty awful rapist who I truly hope gets a taste of his own medicine in the slammer.

3 Responses to “Joe Francis is Going to Jail Some More, Tra La La La …”

1. Vincent C. says:

   May 9, 2007 at 7:27 am

   I say what -Francis was doing was promoting indecent obscence exposures…. So not only should he be punished but the twits or airheads that exposed themselves should in turn be jailed for indecent exposure…

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2. Darren A. says:

   May 10, 2007 at 8:50 am

   If it wasn’t for pornography and call girls how many more rapes would there be ? All men have a constant urge to lay the pipe to any girl they see on the street that looks good . Our creator made us this way it preprogamed we can’t change it . We can only try to harness it . So we have to have an outlet if not getting it otherwise . Why do you think so many priests are sex offenders . They don’t have a sexual outlet so something is going to give . It’s the nature of the human beast
   installed in us I guess gelding would be an alternative method ….

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3. Dude says:

   May 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm

   Darren A. has the right idea… HE should be gelded! The rest of us can manage the animal urge he talks about.
   How many priests are sex offenders? Obviously a small percentage. When Joe Francis gets reamed in jail he should refer to Darren A.ss comments for solace.

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