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Emme the Fat Model!!! There You Are!!!

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Remember this chick? She was the first (and only?) plus-size model to make it big. She had her own show on E!, I think. I just remember getting drunk a lot with my college boyfriend and watching her on TV, and we thought she was just the funniest thing ever. Like, “Hi, I’m Emme. The fat model.” That was her whole gig. “I’d probably be hot if I were thinner, but you’ll never know! Because I’m Emme, the fat model.” Oh, man. I wondered what happened to her. She showed up at the Brick Awards at the Nokia Theater in NYC last night. I had to post the pictures.

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  • Emme is a boatload of god-fondled Nordic fucking cheese with the whiff of cocksucking shit around her. It’s so hard for her to wrap a hand around her massive filthy goddamn ass and wipe her wet sloppy stinking asshole! Shit loads turd in her sleazy asscracky, too, motherfuck it!

    An afroamericano with a dick the size of Detroit once bragged on the prison bus that he pig-fucked Emme in the rear seat of a Yellow Cab from Harlem to Yonkers and back. She’d lick her own sweet shit off his glorious Tower Of Africa before sucking his purple nuts dry. Nice, sweet kid, he said. Liked sunsets and butterflies.

    I don’t know what the fuck she’s doing now. Weighing her fleshy self every ten minutes, I sure the fuck don’t know. I lost track of my Nubian friend, too. I believe he was executed in Texas a few years back.

  • Are you fucking kidding me???? I MET Emme and you saying this bullshit about her is fucking horrible! She’s the nicest person I’ve ever met! I BET you were drunk because no one in their right mind would be so cruel. She’s NOT fat! She is extremely tall, and AVERAGE. Damn, it’s sad that being an average size is considered fat, because this wonderful woman has been through a LOT of shit. If you had to put up with even HALF of the shit that she did, you would have already killed yourself, you selfish, worthless piece of shit. Go kill yourself already. At least SHE has money. What do you have to say for YOUR worldly contribution? JACK SHIT. She has been to eating disorder clinics to help out women with eating disorders and to donate money. Only WISH you could be this woman. That’s why you hate her so much. She’s BEAUTIFUL.

  • The first commenter won’t be reading this, so I won’t say how incredibly stupid and shallow he is.

    I am married to a beautiful woman. She is big. This “fat” model is merely average size. Delightra is right. It is a sad day that sees us calling a normal-size woman big or fat. I feel sorry for my daughter. What we need is more models like Emme so people get the crap out of their head that the only way to be attractive is to have ribs sticking out of your sides.

    Personally, I’m a big fan of women with curves. I don’t like anorexic-looking women with no features, be it physical or personality, since most of us can agree that the people that work their asses off to work their asses off don’t have a personality to speak of.

    Peace

  • Emme only bettled cancer and won, developed a green website, had a child, donated moneyu rverywhere for research….the author fo this blog is a hurtful child, who name-calls for kicks, and doesn’t read past the labels on his or her food. You, blog-author, are beneath contempt.

  • Being a man born in 1956, I can honestly say, Emme is truly one beautiful lady. As you get older, (you youngsters that haven’t figured this out yet) the true beauty of a mature woman such as Emme will take your breath away. You dare not look at her but from the inside. You can clearly see her outer beauty. When she speaks she can brighten any room. I saw her on television recently, and forgot what that infectious smile was like!!!! i am so glad she is well, and wish her nothing but the best

  • @Panty Filth

    Ain’t jealousy an ugly, ugly thing. If you think she, or I, another size 14 (average American woman–60% are 14 and above), are bothered by you telling silly lies, here’s some truth:

    She isn’t, I’m not, and the rest of the majority of American women shouldn’t be. It’s all the weirdo, ugly skinny boney chicks who should feel ugly. Emme has more talent, beauty, money, and class than you will ever have and it’s a shame you feel so inferior that you think ugly words can make her ugly. They reflect only on you, and you clearly think very little of yourself. Seriously. People who feel good about themselves don’t call themselves “panty filth,” now do they?

  • Are you for real? Emme is not obese; she is an average-size woman; she is also tall and athletic. You are just jealous because has done something with her life; she has made money and TV personality proving that bigger women are more beautiful and sexy than skinny little anorexic waifs. She is also a mother and a humanitarian who beaten cancer, created a green website and donated to charities. She is a beautiful human being both inside and out who has managed to age like fine wine; you are just a stupid, ignorant net gossipmonger with no talent!!! You’re like Perez Hilton, only less attractive and witty! Evil Beet, you and the ignorant first poster(aptly named panty filth) deserve each other; I hope you give each other AIDS!!!!!!!