Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant

April 9th, 2007 by EvilT


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So you know those girls that get pregnant and use it as an excuse to get fat? I have a feeling that Charlotte Church is one of them. Here she is on a beach in Thailand letting it all out. She only is four months pregnant so the pooch is a hold out from her boozing days.

I actually love Charlotte Church. When I lived in London for a bit I realized that she is the tabloid equivalent to Britney Spears/Paris Hilton out there. She stopped selling music a while ago but her TV show is a hit and her wild behavior has always been tabloid fodder.

I hope that her hot boyfriend doesn’t leave her in the dust when she has this baby. She has been very vocal about her love for Gavin Henson. He is a dreamboat and hopefully he will allow Char to eat for two in peace. Short girls just can’t do that lean long pregnant look.


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14 Responses to “Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant”

  1. Brownie says:

    So I’m sure everyone else would be offended by how big she is and how small her swimsuit is, but I’m actually most troubled by the white-girl cornrows…

  2. vanessa says:

    she is a child and is with child how stupid could she be, gettin pregnant from gavin he wont last with her and not to mention at her age she has let herself go like that she is a beautiful girl, with so much potential but she has become a fat frump and should be glowing in pregnancy she is ballooning and give it some time she will be a beach whale.

  3. Mr. Moore says:

    Are you kidding? The bigger she gets, the hotter she gets!

  4. Anonymous says:

    You guys are assholes…. She’s 4 mos pregnant for god sakes… Havent you ever seen a pregnant woman before who isnt made up and posing for cameras?

    Stop being bitchy and let the poor girl have her baby. I am sure she’ll get back in shape after.

  5. Nokia says:

    Whats wrong with her having cornrows??? NOTHING!
    In hot weather when someone’s hair is affected by the humidity in the air, the best way is to have your hair in plaits.
    Superficial c.u.n.t.s if you don’t like her getting fat THEN DONT BLOODY LOOK AT HER.
    hmmm skinny Charlotte = Money, doesnt have to work for the rest of her life
    Beach whale Charlotte = Money, doesnt have to work for the rest of her life
    Her weight doesnt make a difference to her, she may get to be a ‘Beach Whale’ but alas I guarantee that her Life is and will be better than yours!

  6. Shivani Sherman says:

    She is not that fat for one thing and secondly everyone carries the pregnancy weight differently.

    I think people are too used to seeing the likes of Nicole.R, Angelina.J and other model skinny types to realise that on average women gain some chub all over not just the belly.

    Ha ha!! Nokia has a good point, she wouldn’t care either way since she has $$$$

    P.S – those cornrows actually look kinda cute.

  7. Caroline says:

    Dude…she is preggo

    she stopped dieting for the baby’s sake..whatever
    she’s gained weight
    it happens

  8. h0ttpregnantgirlly says:

    0mg.. everyb0dy needs t00h really lay 0ff.. she wasnt size negatve zero o begi with.. so what if she gained a few pond!.. its natural.. and im sure all yuh shit talkersare not so skinny yourselfs!!.. beautiful babies are worth those extra few unwanted p0unds.. lay 0ff!.. idi0ts!!!its pregnanc!!!!

  9. rk says:

    i like fat girls.

  10. Anonymous says:

    fat bastard bitch

  11. dave says:

    she’s a fat talentless heffer who is hated round here in cardiff.
    as for sponging monkey doormat Gav, he’ll be off like a shot when she gets to a size 18 (only one more size up!!!)

  12. Shaun says:

    She has been gorgeous both pregnancies, she still is gorgeous! and i don’t care how much she gains she will only get more GORGEOUS!!!

  13. Jennifer says:

    I’ve had 3 healthy children. With the first one I gained approx. 75 lbs. I was the equivalent of the skinny supermodel size when I got preg. I lost it in 6 weeks after having the baby. Pregnancy alters the way ur body distributes fluids inside the body. Hormones cause the skin elasticity to change. Just because I had lost the weight, didn’t mean that I had my figure back. I had no stretch marks but the skin was never the same. With my second child, I gained only 12 lbs. and kept on every bit of it plus a few lbs.( following difficult pregnancies, both were born 6 weeks or more premature). With the last baby, I gained yet another 15 lbs. and and kept it all too. I have a few stretch marks now and a few years older. I’ve got curves that my skinny body never had. I have a nice backside and legs. I am a size 12 now. My boobs got enormous and stayed that way. I think once you have healthy children, you appreciate the fact that ur body changed for their benefit. Had I not gained to much weight with the first child, she might not have made it. @ 8.5 weeks premature, she weighed a healthy 6.5 lbs. The same goes for the subsequent pregnancies. You do it Miss Church. Be beautiful and embrace urself. You might find that you like ur new body better. To heck with anyone who judges her weight. Get pregnant and let a Dr. tell you something might be wrong and your baby is coming regardless. I promise weight isn’t an issue anymore. As a matter of fact, it is trivial and irrelevant.

  14. Kerry Rackham says:

    You are beautiful Charlotte, if gavin was to go he would have left her by now. So what if she is bigger, victoria beckham is skinny as hell, couldnt stop her husband straying though could she. Get real everyone.

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