Apr 05, 2007 at 11:36 am by Evil Beet

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Paris and Flavor of the Week Josh Henderson hit up Parc in LA. Why is she with this guy? He’s her newest project, I guess. And we get it, Paris. The boobs are bigger. Congratulations, dear. Maybe now men will think of you more like a sex object and less like a really good friend.

10 Responses to “Paris Takes Her New Breasts and Her New Man Out on the Town”

  1. scratch n sniff says:

    Ok, folks, those aren’t implants, just a well made push up and push in bra. She’d be a helluva lot fuller on the sides if they were.

    Besides, who would agree to size AA implants?

  2. Stephanie says:

    Paris Hilton and the phrase “really good friends” should never appear in the same sentence!

  3. foodforcatfish says:

    The guy’s should say “slut winner”

  4. cacahuatita says:

    those don’t look like breast implants, agree with scratch n sniff, it just a wonder bra!!

  5. I luv Paris says:

    Yay Paris

  6. PrettyKitty says:

    C’mon!! Those are F-A-K-E! There is NO WAY it’s “just a push-up”. I have bigger boobs than Paris (used to have) and I couldn’t make mine look that big if had a roll of duct tape, a miricle-water-victoria-secret-wonder bra, and a magic wand…. let’s be real.

  7. Sarah says:

    Definitely implants!! They look awesome though.

    I KNOW that’s what they look like when they’re “new” because i just got my own done!

    I’m glad Paris finally did what she has wanted to do for a long time.

  8. ImInDetention. :] says:

    I agree with scratch and sniff. No way those are implants. Not big enough around the sides. Even if she still got implants, it’d be bigger on the sides, so yar. Dumbasses..

  9. chanc says:

    paris is hot

  10. Geoff Gemini says:

    Get a life you blokes and sheilas, its only the morons that really give a shit

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